Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

Her legs spread wide and handle inside
The length of it left her cross-eyed

 

[37_ttej]

Her legs spread wide and handle inside
The length of it left her cross-eyed
Mom gave a great gasp

 

[weespanner]

Her legs spread wide and handle inside
The length of it left her cross-eyed
Mom gave a great gasp
Then bent down to grasp

 

[37_ttej]

Her legs spread wide and handle inside
The length of it left her cross-eyed
Mom gave a great gasp
Then bent down to grasp
"Mom, it's not what you think!", the girl lied.

 

[stickygirl]

She said "we'll find you a man"

 

[weespanner]

She said "we'll find you a man
Cos real wood is much better than.."

 

[BradBigBrain]

She said "we'll find you a man
just as fast as your mummy can."

 

[BradBigBrain]

She said "we'll find you a man
Cos real wood is much better than.."
A tiny pencil dick

 

[weespanner]

She said "we'll find you a man
just as fast as your mummy can.
Cos I need that broom"



She said "we'll find you a man
Cos real wood is much better than
A tiny pencil dick
And much nicer to lick"

 

[stickygirl]

She said "we'll find you a man
just as fast as your mummy can.
Cos I need that broom
For Daddies back room"



She said "we'll find you a man
Cos real wood is much better than
A tiny pencil dick
And much nicer to lick"
Or next you'll be screwing the dust pan

 

[weespanner]

She said "we'll find you a man
just as fast as your mummy can.
Cos I need that broom
For Daddies back room
I hope you wrapped it in saran"

 

[BradBigBrain]

Spanner's tumblr is fucking hot

 

[weespanner]

Spanner's tumblr is fucking hot
Why thanks - I work on it a lot

 

[BradBigBrain]

Spanner's tumblr is fucking hot
Why thanks - I work on it a lot
There's lots of sexy tits

 

[weespanner]

Spanner's tumblr is fucking hot
Why thanks - I work on it a lot
There's lots of sexy tits
And butts without zits

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Spanner's tumblr is fucking hot
Why thanks - I work on it a lot
There's lots of sexy tits
And butts without zits
'Nuff to inspire a wicked thought

 

[BradBigBrain]

Romantic no longer has butt zits

 

[stickygirl]

Romantic no longer has butt zits
But the hormone pills gave him tits

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Romantic no longer has butt zits
But the hormone pills gave him tits
Just B Cup at most

 

[stickygirl]

Romantic no longer has butt zits
But the hormone pills gave him nice tits
Just B Cup at most
Enough for spit roast

 

[weespanner]

Romantic no longer has butt zits
But the hormone pills gave him nice tits
Just B Cup at most
Enough for spit roast
Providing he can do the splits

 

[BrokenRomantic]

You guys say the sweetest things

At the roast, they all had a laugh

 

[missmaddy]

At the roast, they all had a laugh
When the pig was poked with a staff

 

[weespanner]

Aaawww ((BR))

At the roast, they all had a laugh
When the pig was poked with a staff
It let out a squeal

 

[BrokenRomantic]

At the roast, they all had a laugh
When the pig was poked with a staff
It let out a squeal
And jumped on its heel