Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[missmaddy]

(LOL... nasty boy!)

He had missmaddy bent over
To pick up a four leaf clover.

 

[37_ttej]

He had missmaddy bent over
To pick up a four leaf clover
He said, "My, oh my!"

 

[stickygirl]

He had missmaddy bent over
To pick up a four leaf clover
He said, "My, oh my!"
I can see your pink eye

 

[37_ttej]

He had missmaddy bent over
To pick up a four leaf clover
He said, "My, oh my!"
I can see your pink eye
That's a job for Super Groveeeeer!

*sorry, couldn't help it *

 

[missmaddy]

He had missmaddy bent over
Trying to fondle and grope 'er
She exclaimed "Oh My"!

 

[stickygirl]

He had missmaddy bent over
Trying to fondle and grope 'er
She exclaimed "Oh My"!
"Can you see my pink eye?"


I have I heard this before?!

 

[37_ttej]

He had missmaddy bent over
Trying to fondle and grope 'er
She exclaimed "Oh My"!
"You know that I'm Bi?"
"I once fucked Navratilova."

 

[weespanner]

He had missmaddy bent over
Trying to fondle and grope 'er
She exclaimed "Oh My!
You know that I'm Bi?
And you're just an interloper!"

 

[weespanner]

He had missmaddy bent over
Trying to fondle and grope 'er
She exclaimed "Oh My"!
"You know that I'm Bi?"
"I once fucked Navratilova."

bwhahaha

 

[37_ttej]

Jett keeps on stuffing this thread

(and apologies to Missmaddy for the libel )

 

[missmaddy]

Jett keeps on stuffing this thread

(and apologies to Missmaddy for the libel )

No apologies necessary... this is fun!

Jett keeps on stuffing this thread
With something other than bread

 

[37_ttej]

Jett keeps on stuffing this thread
With something other than bread
Bang full of libel

(which I notice you didn't actually deny )

 

[missmaddy]

Jett keeps on stuffing this thread
With something other than bread
Bang full of libel
Stolen from a rival

(Great minds think alike - what can I say)

 

[stickygirl]

Jett keeps on stuffing this thread
With something other than bread
Bang full of libel
Stolen from a rival
Methinks they'll end up in bed

 

[37_ttej]

Woohoo! Jett, Missmaddy and Sticky

 

[pensivepoet]

Woohoo! Jett, Missmaddy and Sticky

All nighter or just a quickie?

 

[mamasota]

Woohoo! Jett, Missmaddy and Sticky
All nighter or just a quickie?
One or the other

 

[37_ttej]

Woohoo! Jett, Missmaddy and Sticky
All nighter or just a quickie?
One or the other
Just not with Mother

*erk*

 

[pensivepoet]

Woohoo! Jett, Missmaddy and Sticky
All nighter or just a quickie?
One or the other
Just not with Mother

*erk*

Oh, so now you're getting picky?

 

[37_ttej]

LOL, good one PP.

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Mom heard sounds in the bedroom

 

[weespanner]

Mom heard sounds in the bedroom
Soft moans of pleasure, I presume

 

[37_ttej]

Mom heard sounds in the bedroom
Soft moans of pleasure, I presume
She crept up the stairs

 

[weespanner]

Mom heard sounds in the bedroom
Soft moans of pleasure, I presume
She crept up the stairs
To catch unawares

 

[37_ttej]

Mom heard sounds in the bedroom
Soft moans of pleasure, I presume
She crept up the stairs
To catch unawares
Her daughter humping a broom

('doing' the housework, obviously )

 

[37_ttej]

Her legs spread wide and handle inside