Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[stickygirl]

The girls had him tied to the bed

 

[weespanner]

The girls had him tied to the bed
Blindfolded and with his legs spread

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The girls had him tied to the bed
Blindfolded and with his legs spread
Then nary a sound

 

[weespanner]

The girls had him tied to the bed
Blindfolded and with his legs spread
Then nary a sound
In juices he drowned

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The girls had him tied to the bed
Blindfolded and with his legs spread
Then nary a sound
In juices he drowned
Poor dear died! The blood left his head!

 

[weespanner]

He died with a smile on his face

 

[Bluespark]

He died with a smile on his face
Wearing nothing but silk and lace

 

[HellBenttoo]

He died with a smile on his face
His erection rigor mortised in place

 

[stickygirl]

He died with a smile on his face
Wearing nothing but silk and lace
A garland of jizz


He died with a smile on his face
His erection rigor mortised in place
His wife gave a sigh

 

[weespanner]

He died with a smile on his face
Wearing nothing but silk and lace
And seven inch heels




He died with a smile on his face
His erection rigor mortised in place
The coffin lid stuck

 

[weespanner]

He died with a smile on his face
Wearing nothing but silk and lace
A garland of jizz
Made his dark hair frizz

 

[BrokenRomantic]

He died with a smile on his face
Wearing nothing but silk and lace
A garland of jizz
And none of it his


He died with a smile on his face
His erection rigor mortised in place
His wife gave a sigh
Then climbed on up high


He died with a smile on his face
Wearing nothing but silk and lace
And seven inch heels
His wife sought appeals



He died with a smile on his face
His erection rigor mortised in place
The coffin lid stuck
Still needing a fuck

good luck whoever is next

 

[weespanner]

He died with a smile on his face
Wearing nothing but silk and lace
A garland of jizz
And none of it his
Was dribbling all over the place


He died with a smile on his face
His erection rigor mortised in place
His wife gave a sigh
Then climbed on up high
And rode him with elegant grace


He died with a smile on his face
Wearing nothing but silk and lace
And seven inch heels
His wife sought appeals
Cos stealing shoes is a disgrace


He died with a smile on his face
His erection rigor mortised in place
The coffin lid stuck
Still needing a fuck
They buried his cock in a case

 

[BrokenRomantic]

hahahahahahaha very well done, Wee

Many lim'ricks at once is hard!

 

[stickygirl]

He died with a smile on his face
Wearing nothing but silk and lace
A garland of jizz
And none of it his
Departed with style and a grace


He died with a smile on his face
His erection rigor mortised in place
His wife gave a sigh
Then climbed on up high
And rode like a rodeo race

He died with a smile on his face
Wearing nothing but silk and lace
And seven inch heels
His wife sought appeals
The judge declared null n void case


He died with a smile on his face
His erection rigor mortised in place
The coffin lid stuck
Still needing a fuck
He still screwed his wife like an ace

damn - whooped agin

 

[BrokenRomantic]

damn - whooped agin

Not at all. I'm still impressed.

 

[weespanner]

thanks BR....and well done sticky! ...tho we missed one....

He died with a smile on his face
Wearing nothing but silk and lace
A garland of jizz
Made his dark hair frizz
They used gel to set it in place

 

[stickygirl]

I think I need to lie down

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Many lim'ricks at once is hard!
Mess the rhyme and you'll be disbarred

Sorry for missing one.. I didn't see it.

 

[missmaddy]

Many lim'ricks at once is hard!
Mess the rhyme and you'll be disbarred
Quickly turning to drink

 

[HellBenttoo]

Many lim'ricks at once is hard!
Mess the rhyme and you'll be disbarred
Quickly turning to drink
lubricating the think

 

[missmaddy]

Many lim'ricks at once is hard!
Mess the rhyme and you'll be disbarred
Quickly turning to drink
lubricating the think
So the words will no longer be hard.

 

[BradBigBrain]

He had missmaddy bent over

 

[stickygirl]

He had missmaddy bent over
Said the farmer "She's checking the clover"

 

[37_ttej]

He had missmaddy bent over
Trying to fondle and grope 'er