Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[kedsnbourbon]

They heard the big bang for a mile
As Peg gave a satisfied smile
At first... a wee tear
Nope - it's a cum smear
Seems he'd been jerking for a while

 

[Lia Monde]

Jemma smiled and jerked Santa's chain

 

[pensivepoet]

Jemma smiled and jerked Santa's chain

And on the poor elves it did rain

 

[Lia Monde]

Jemma smiled and jerked Santa's chain
And on the poor elves it did rain
His jelly was jolly

 

[pensivepoet]

Jemma smiled and jerked Santa's chain
And on the poor elves it did rain
His jelly was jolly

And one elf, Polly

 

[fatlab]

Help Jenna till Santa came

 

[Lia Monde]

Jemma smiled and jerked Santa's chain
And on the poor elves it did rain
His jelly was jolly
And one elf, Polly
Plugged Santa with a candy cane. [Ouch!]

 

[pensivepoet]

Jemma smiled and jerked Santa's chain
And on the poor elves it did rain
His jelly was jolly
And one elf, Polly
Plugged Santa with a candy cane. [Ouch!]

*that's damn near sacreligious lia*
Charlie brown gave Lucy some panties

 

[37_ttej]

Charlie brown gave Lucy some panties
They'd formerly been his Aunty's

 

[sweetsauce]

Charlie brown gave Lucy some panties
They'd formerly been his Aunty's
When Snoopy found out

 

[BradBigBrain]

Charlie brown gave Lucy some panties
They'd formerly been his Aunty's
When Snoopy found out
Linus had to shout

 

[stickygirl]

Charlie brown gave Lucy some panties
They'd formerly been his Aunty's
When Snoopy found out
Linus had to shout
They'll end up all covered in dog fleas

wow - an almost clean Lim

 

[37_ttej]

Lucy was rather surprised

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Lucy was rather surprised
To see Charlie was circumcised

 

[sweetsauce]

Lucy was rather surprised
To see Charlie was circumcised
Her excited yells loud

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Lucy was rather surprised
To see Charlie was circumcised
Her excited yells loud
Without a shred of a doubt

 

[stickygirl]

Lucy was rather surprised
To see Charlie was circumcised
Her excited yells loud
Without a shred of a doubt
When he jerked it off in her eyes

 

[37_ttej]

Woodstock fluttered down with some news

(feels somehow wrong sexualising the Peanuts characters )

 

[AbsintheFather]

Woodstock fluttered down with some news
Schroeder passed out from too much booze



(Charles Schultz had a much younger mistress and drew her special comics . . . so why not?? )

Hiya Ttej

 

[37_ttej]

Woodstock fluttered down with some news
Schroeder passed out from too much booze
Snoopy hid his pants

(there you go, I didn't know that!)

Howdy AF.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Woodstock fluttered down with some news
Schroeder passed out from too much booze
Snoopy hid his pants
then did his dance


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Hope you had a good Christmas!

 

[weespanner]

Woodstock fluttered down with some news
Schroeder passed out from too much booze
Snoopy hid his pants
then did his dance
While wearing a pair of tap shoes

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Sir Schulz shook his head in distaste

 

[missmaddy]

Sir Schulz shook his head in distaste
And thought to himself what a waste

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Sir Schulz shook his head in distaste
And thought to himself what a waste
"They perved out my peeps!"