Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[BrokenRomantic]

Too soon, Miss Brenda got tired of men

 

[weespanner]

Too soon, Miss Brenda got tired of men
Except for one nicknamed 'Big Ben'

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Too soon, Miss Brenda got tired of men
Except for one nicknamed 'Big Ben'
He always gave her the time

 

[weespanner]

Too soon, Miss Brenda got tired of men
Except for one nicknamed 'Big Ben'
He always gave her the time
To get his dong to 'chime'

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Too soon, Miss Brenda got tired of men
Except for one nicknamed 'Big Ben'
He always gave her the time
To get his dong to 'chime'
They'd fuck over and over again!

 

[Bitesback]

Too soon, Miss Brenda got tired of men
Except for one nicknamed 'Big Ben'
He always gave her the time
To get his dong to 'chime'
As he always came time and again

 

[MattWolf]

My Brenda was a feisty lass
Doing near anything for cash
Until one day

 

[Cymru6969]

My Brenda was a feisty lass
Doing near anything for cash
Until one day
Luck came her way

 

[pensivepoet]

My Brenda was a feisty lass
Doing near anything for cash
Until one day
Luck came her way

Except for that damn nasty rash

 

[mamasota]

Jack was a man on a mission

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Jack was a man on a mission
He wanted to give someone some pushin'

 

[Firecracker]

Jack was a man on a mission
For something he'd often been wishin'

 

[weespanner]

Jack was a man on a mission
He wanted to give someone some pushin'
Any hole's a goal

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Jack was a man on a mission
He wanted to give someone some pushin'
Any hole's a goal
"Oh boy!" thought his pole

 

[weespanner]

Jack was a man on a mission
He wanted to give someone some pushin'
Any hole's a goal
"Oh boy!" thought his pole
"Hope he picks one in good condition!"

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Her pussy was so soft and wet

lol good morning, wee

 

[weespanner]

'morning BR

Her pussy was so soft and wet
Let's hope that it's juice and not sweat

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Her pussy was so soft and wet
Let's hope that it's juice and not sweat
She needed a shower

 

[weespanner]

Her pussy was so soft and wet
Let's hope that it's juice and not sweat
She needed a shower
A loofah to scour (ouch!)

 

[travelmate2002]

Her pussy was so soft and wet
Let's hope that it's juice and not sweat
She needed a shower
A loofah to scour (ouch!)
before she rushed out to meet with Jett.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Poor Jett had a very small penis

 

[weespanner]

Ha ...hope he's lurking!


Poor Jett had a very small penis
Are you sure? I don't think I've seen his

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Poor Jett had a very small penis
Are you sure? I don't think I've seen his
It's like a roll of pennies!

 

[weespanner]

Poor Jett had a very small penis
Are you sure? I don't think I've seen his
It's like a roll of pennies!
But thicker than Benny's



..you're not making this easy BR!

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Poor Jett had a very small penis
Are you sure? I don't think I've seen his
It's like a roll of pennies!
But thicker than Benny's
And paid more attention to cleanness

My apologies, dearest wee (But you do so well!)