Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[kedsnbourbon]

Submissive and horny was she
So he told her to sit on his knee
Demurely she sat

 

[weespanner]

Submissive and horny was she
So he told her to sit on his knee
Demurely she sat
Purring like a cat

 

[pensivepoet]

He decided she tasted like trout
A tasty dish, inside and out
Better than chicken
She loves a good lickin'
But the wine was a wee bit stout


He decided she tasted like trout
Cos she hadn't showered, no doubt
He had hoped for bass
But it has no class

And quickly exits his nether spout

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Submissive and horny was she
So he told her to sit on his knee
Demurely she sat
Purring like a cat
What he felt, he hoped wasn't pee

 

[pensivepoet]

*wow is my phone behind*

Submissive and horny was she
So he told her to sit on his knee
Demurely she sat
Purring like a cat

Which explains why he found a flea

 

[HellBenttoo]

She went for a ride on her scooter

 

[Shadowmist99]

She went for a ride on her scooter
Complaining that she was a commuter

 

[HellBenttoo]

She went for a ride on her scooter
Complaining that she was a commuter
Panties forgotten

 

[Shadowmist99]

She went for a ride on her scooter
Complaining that she was a commuter
Panties forgotten
Feeling very wanton.

 

[HellBenttoo]

She went for a ride on her scooter
Complaining that she was a commuter
Panties forgotten
Feeling very wanton.
Flatulence causing a tooter

 

[Lia Monde]

Maria was wanton in Rome

 

[stickygirl]

Maria was wanton in Rome
Went to see St Peter's dome

 

[weespanner]

Maria was wanton in Rome
Went to see St Peter's dome
She was so impressed

 

[walkingeagle]

Maria was wanton in Rome
Went to see St Peter's dome
She was so impressed
She quickly undressed

 

[weespanner]

Maria was wanton in Rome
Went to see St Peter's dome
She was so impressed
She quickly undressed
Perched on top and refused to go home

 

[walkingeagle]

Maria was wanton in Rome
Went to see St Peter's dome
She was so impressed
She quickly undressed
Perched on top and refused to go home
Until someone licked her Gnome

 

[weespanner]

A limerick stops at line five
To make it perfect we should strive
For 88558
That rhythm sounds great
And naughty ones fuel our sex drive

 

[Firecracker]

She went for a ride on her scooter
Complaining that she was a commuter
Buy my what a ride

 

[MattWolf]

She went for a ride on her scooter
Complaining that she was a commuter
Buy my what a ride
For she did collide

 

[weespanner]

She went for a ride on her scooter
Complaining that she was a commuter
But my what a ride
For she did collide
Flew off and landed on her hooter

why is a long finished limerick being re-hashed?

 

[MattWolf]

My Brenda was a feisty lass

 

[Shadowmist99]

My Brenda was a feisty lass
Doing near anything for cash

 

[weespanner]

My Brenda was a feisty lass
Doing near anything for cash
Like flashing her tits

 

[BrokenRomantic]

My Brenda was a feisty lass
Doing near anything for cash
Like flashing her tits
And showing her bits

 

[weespanner]

My Brenda was a feisty lass
Doing near anything for cash
Like flashing her tits
And showing her bits
She even let them grope her ass