Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Que]

Dick was a fine equestrian
His gait was never pedestrian
He trotted the track

 

[pensivepoet]

Dick was a fine equestrian
His gait was never pedestrian
He trotted the track

But his wife didn't lack
For she was a masturbatarian

 

[pensivepoet]

Dick was a fine equestrian
His gait was never pedestrian
He trotted the track

Banging his sack

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Dick was a fine equestrian
His gait was never pedestrian
He trotted the track
Banging his sack
So hard, he'd soon be vegetarian

 

[pensivepoet]

Where oh where did our little wee go

 

[WetBiMoose]

Where oh where did our little wee go
We're searching for it high and low

 

[pensivepoet]

Where oh where did our little wee go
We're searching for it high and low

Out in the shed?

 

[pensivepoet]

Where oh where did our little wee go
We're searching for it high and low
Out in the shed
no, I'll check the bed

I'm guessing the barn for a late night blow

 

[weespanner]

He stood at the foot of her bed

 

[mamasota]

(((((wee))))


He stood at the foot of her bed
As she watched him, legs full-spread

 

[AbsintheFather]

He stood at the foot of her bed
As she watched him, legs full-spread
He stayed and lingered

 

[weespanner]

((Mama)) & AF


He stood at the foot of her bed
As she watched him, legs full-spread
He stayed and lingered
Watching while she fingered

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hello Ladies


He stood at the foot of her bed
As she watched him, legs full-spread
He stayed and lingered
Watching while she fingered
Permission to cum? He said go ahead

 

[Firecracker]

She deftly slipped out of her dress

 

[weespanner]

She deftly slipped out of her Dress
Her curves he began to caress

 

[pensivepoet]

She deftly slipped out of her Dress
Her curves he began to caress

Her body did twitch

 

[weespanner]

She deftly slipped out of her Dress
Her curves he began to caress
Her body did twitch
Embarrassing itch?

 

[jameslewis]

She deftly slipped out of her Dress
Her curves he began to caress
Her body did twitch
Embarrassing itch?
It was making her pussy a mess.

 

[Firecracker]

She awoke with a stranger in bed

 

[weespanner]

She awoke with a stranger in bed
Thought *breakfast!* and then gave him head

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She awoke with a stranger in bed
Thought *breakfast!* and then gave him head
He coated her tongue with cum

 

[Firecracker]

She awoke with a stranger in bed
Thought *breakfast!* and then gave him head
And then before long

 

[weespanner]

She awoke with a stranger in bed
Thought *breakfast!* and then gave him head
He coated her tongue with cum
Her finger up his bum



She awoke with a stranger in bed
Thought *breakfast!* and then gave him head
And then before Long
He tugged on her thong

 

[Firecracker]

She awoke with a stranger in bed
Thought *breakfast!* and then gave him head
And then before long
He tugged on her thong
And soon found her appetite fed.

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Such a good girl, she heard him exclaim