Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

the lecherous leprechaun lingered
His girlfriend hoped to get fingered
He gave her a bang
With his massive wang

 

[HellBenttoo]

the lecherous leprechaun lingered
His girlfriend hoped to get fingered
He gave her a bang
With his massive wang
To shrieking climax he bring her'd

my poetic license should be revoked

 

[weespanner]

Ha ...you chose it

Let's start with an easier word

 

[Bluespark]

Sweet Spanner loved her some cock

 

[HellBenttoo]

Let's start with an easier word
so the limerick becomes not a turd

 

[Bluespark]

Sweet Spanner loved her some cock
But Sparky kept his in a sock

 

[weespanner]

Let's start with an easier word
so the limerick becomes not a turd
That line's far too long



Sweet Spanner loved her some cock
But Sparky kept his in a sock
Knee length I hope?

 

[HellBenttoo]

Let's start with an easier word
so the limerick becomes not a turd
That line's far too long
a euphemism for dong



Sweet Spanner loved her some cock
But Sparky kept his in a sock
Knee length I hope?
woven from rope

 

[Bluespark]

Sweet Spanner loved her some cock
But Sparky kept his in a sock
Knee length I hope?
woven from rope
And just the right size for her dock

 

[Bluespark]

Hell Bent liked a good ride

 

[weespanner]

Let's start with an easier word
so the limerick becomes not a turd
That line's far too long
a euphemism for dong
Yes that is what I also heard


Sweet Spanner loved her some cock
But Sparky kept his in a sock
Knee length I hope?
woven from rope
If it's too tight he'll go into shock

 

[pensivepoet]

Hell Bent liked a good ride

So always carried some astroglide

 

[weespanner]

Hell Bent liked a good ride
So always carried some astroglide
It helped him fit in

 

[Bluespark]

Hell Bent liked a good ride
So always carried some astroglide
It helped him fit in
When in the mood to sin

 

[weespanner]

Hell Bent liked a good ride
So always carried some astroglide
It helped him fit in
When in the mood to sin
Unless she was already wide

 

[pensivepoet]

While Mary was trimming her bush

 

[Shadowmist99]

While Mary was trimming her bush
She felt a slight tickle on her tush

 

[HellBenttoo]

.....ooopppsss

 

[HellBenttoo]

While Mary was trimming her bush
She felt a slight tickle on her tush
It seems a stray hair

 

[Shadowmist99]

While Mary was trimming her bush
She felt a slight tickle on her tush
It seems a stray hair
Ten inches, I swear!

 

[HellBenttoo]

While Mary was trimming her bush
She felt a slight tickle on her tush
It seems a stray hair
Ten inches, I swear!
Had steeled itself for a push

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Mary squealed and plucked the random hair

 

[weespanner]

Mary squealed and plucked the random hair
By tying one end 'round a chair

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Mary squealed and plucked the random hair
By tying one end 'round a chair
Her hubby pulled the chair hard


Like the new pic, wee.

 

[weespanner]

Thank you BR

Mary squealed and plucked the random hair
By tying one end 'round a chair
Her hubby pulled the chair hard
But caught her off guard