Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

"Not now", she said with a hiss
"After that, your cock smells like piss!"
She went to the loo
But it reeked of poo

 

[stickygirl]

"Not now", she said with a hiss
"After that, your cock smells like piss!"
She went to the loo
But it reeked of poo
Lesbian life is such bliss

 

[TwoShades]

The first wave came outta nowhere

 

[Cymru6969]

The first wave came outta nowhere
Fifty-foot women in mohair

 

[pensivepoet]

The first wave came outta nowhere
Fifty-foot women in mohair

He tried to flee

 

[weespanner]

The first wave came outta nowhere
Fifty-foot women in mohair
He tried to flee
Ran into a tree

 

[wandering_me]

hi i'm new here

The first wave came outta nowhere
Fifty-foot women in mohair
He tried to flee
Ran into a tree
And squashed his pocketed éclair!

 

[cliteatingman]

The first wave came outta nowhere
Fifty-foot women in mohair
He tried to flee
Ran into a tree
So they gangbanged him then and there

 

[pensivepoet]

While in Brazil she got high

 

[weespanner]

While in Brazil she got high
And got a tattoo on her thigh

 

[HellBenttoo]

While in Brazil she got high
And got a tattoo on her thigh
as she lay in the sand

 

[weespanner]

While in Brazil she got high
And got a tattoo on her thigh
as she lay in the sand
Getting nicely tanned

 

[HellBenttoo]

While in Brazil she got high
And got a tattoo on her thigh
as she lay in the sand
Getting nicely tanned
She petted the cock on her thigh

 

[pensivepoet]

Jane's horse just wouldn't stop bucking

 

[weespanner]

Jane's horse just wouldn't stop bucking
So she soon started upchucking

 

[stickygirl]

Jane's horse just wouldn't stop bucking
So she soon started upchucking
So up came her dinner

 

[weespanner]

Jane's horse just wouldn't stop bucking
So she soon started upchucking
So up came her dinner
She's now two pounds thinner

 

[Cymru6969]

Jane's horse just wouldn't stop bucking
So she soon started upchucking
So up came her dinner
She's now two pounds thinner
But needs some Tums before fucking

 

[pensivepoet]

When ski-ing the alps in the nude

 

[weespanner]

When ski-ing the alps in the nude
Your nipples are sure to protrude

 

[Cymru6969]

When ski-ing the alps in the nude
Your nipples are sure to protrude
You're sure to make friends

 

[pensivepoet]

When ski-ing the alps in the nude
Your nipples are sure to protrude
You're sure to make friends

And set stylish trends

 

[weespanner]

When ski-ing the alps in the nude
Your nipples are sure to protrude
You're sure to make friends
And set stylish trends
By wrapping your cock in a snood

 

[Cymru6969]

When ski-ing the alps in the nude
Your nipples are sure to protrude
You're sure to make friends
And set stylish trends
Erections will rise as if cued

 

[pensivepoet]

When ski-ing the alps in the nude
Your nipples are sure to protrude
You're sure to make friends
And set stylish trends

But to fart is considered quite rude!
*lol~you made me look up snood*