Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

Every girl in porn has a dad
And a mum as well I might add

 

[Cymru6969]

Every girl in porn has a dad
And a mum as well I might add
Bad parenting shows

 

[weespanner]

Every girl in porn has a dad
And a mum as well I might add
Bad parenting shows
When porn stars disclose

 

[stickygirl]

Every girl in porn has a dad
And a mum as well I might add
Bad parenting shows
When porn stars disclose
The incestuous lives they have had

Here endeth the lesson. For our next hymn we turn to page 186 'All things bright and beautiful'

 

[BellwetherLady]

Once again she was a football widow

 

[FantasySlut]

Once again she was a football widow
Time to get out her favorite dildos

 

[Shadowmist99]

Once again she was a football widow
Time to get out her favorite dildos
The rabbit or wand?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Once again she was a football widow
Time to get out her favorite dildos
The rabbit or wand?
Of both she was fond

 

[Shadowmist99]

Once again she was a football widow
Time to get out her favorite dildos
The rabbit or wand?
Of both she was fond
Stretching out on her bed of pillows

 

[Dan638]

His kisses on her neck drove her wild

 

[Shadowmist99]

His kisses on her neck drove her wild
His wit and charm held her beguiled.

 

[Dan638]

His kisses on her neck drove her wild
His wit and charm held her beguiled.
Soft bites and a whisper

 

[Shadowmist99]

His kisses on her neck drove her wild
His wit and charm held her beguiled.
Soft bites and a whisper
She shudders with a whimper

 

[Dan638]

His kisses on her neck drove her wild
His wit and charm held her beguiled.
Soft bites and a whisper
She shudders with a whimper
Dam dull fangs need to be filed

 

[Shadowmist99]

His kisses on her neck drove her wild
His wit and charm held her beguiled.
Soft bites and a whisper
She shudders with a whimper
Dam dull fangs need to be filed

*Made me giggle. Well done*


The scent of her called to him from afar

 

[Cymru6969]

The scent of her called to him from afar
Bidets are forbidden in Qatar

 

[Shadowmist99]

The scent of her called to him from afar
Bidets are forbidden in Qatar
No freshness for them

 

[Cymru6969]

The scent of her called to him from afar
Bidets are forbidden in Qatar
No freshness for them
Some skank? No problem.

 

[hotternow]

The scent of her called to him from afar
Bidets are forbidden in Qatar
No freshness for them
Some skank? No problem.
But, they also can't sit in a bar.

 

[HellBenttoo]

"What's the length of your cock?" she inquired.

 

[stickygirl]

"What's the length of your cock?" she inquired.
"That little bit longer than you ever required"

 

[HellBenttoo]

"What's the length of your cock?" she inquired.
"That little bit longer than you ever required"
"But the depth of your twat"

 

[weespanner]

"What's the length of your cock?" she inquired.
"That little bit longer than you ever required"
"But the depth of your twat
Will soon feel me splat"

 

[HellBenttoo]

"What's the length of your cock?" she inquired.
"That little bit longer than you ever required"
"But the depth of your twat
Will soon feel me splat"
"Once I get this spelunker inspired!"

 

[weespanner]

Spelunker is such a great word