Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

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Spelunker is such a great word
As gross as a chocolate turd
'Cept salty not sweet
 
Spelunker is such a great word
As gross as a chocolate turd
'Cept salty not sweet
Not eating that treat
 
Spelunker is such a great word
As gross as a chocolate turd
'Cept salty not sweet
Not eating that treat
So what kind of taste is preferred?
 
Her beauty took his breath away
She ate garlic and prawns everyday
While gasping for air
Midst thick pubic hair
 
Her beauty took his breath away
She ate garlic and prawns everyday
While gasping for air
Midst thick pubic hair
She rode his face screaming "Way-hey!"
 
Her beauty took his breath away
She ate garlic and prawns everyday
While gasping for air
Midst thick pubic hair
He still can't eat seafood today!
 
He died with a smile on his face
And a massive erection in place

He now steers clear of the docks
He's all leather and hair. Dude rocks.
Tattoos on his back
 
He died with a smile on his face
And a massive erection in place
Against they propped

He now steers clear of the docks
He's all leather and hair. Dude rocks.
Tattoos on his back
And on his ball sack
 
He died with a smile on his face
And a massive erection in place
Against they propped
Best Bitter, well-hopped


He now steers clear of the docks
He's all leather and hair. Dude rocks.
Tattoos on his back
And on his ball sack
A hairy mask of Guy Fawkes
 
He died with a smile on his face
And a massive erection in place
Against they propped
Best Bitter, well-hopped
And hung it above the fire place
 
He woke her with a soft kiss.
then went for his morning piss
He gave it a shake
then felt it awake
T'was time for some pre-breakfast bliss
 
"Not now", she said with a hiss
"After that, your cock smells like piss!"
She went to the loo
 
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