Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

He came 4 times with his big snake
the stains in his pants a mistake
Did his best to aim
But all the same
He couldn't control the last shake

 

[Shadowmist99]

The limo driver got quite the eyeful.

 

[weespanner]

The limo driver got quite the eyeful.
And found the sight quite delightful

 

[Shadowmist99]

The limo driver got quite the eyeful.
And found the sight quite delightful
Four ladies, two men

 

[weespanner]

The limo driver got quite the eyeful.
And found the sight quite delightful
Four ladies, two men
Live on CNN

 

[Shadowmist99]

The limo driver got quite the eyeful.
And found the sight quite delightful
Four ladies, two men
Live on CNN
But his place is front row, which is rightful

 

[Cymru6969]

A drive in the country, top down

 

[FantasySlut]

A drive in the country, top down
Looks in the mirror to straighten his crown

 

[Cymru6969]

A drive in the country, top down
Looks in the mirror to straighten his crown
It's good to be king

 

[hotternow]

A drive in the country, top down
Looks in the mirror to straighten his crown
It's good to be king
Got time for a fling?

 

[Cymru6969]

A drive in the country, top down
Looks in the mirror to straighten his crown
It's good to be king
Got time for a fling?
I've got a castle in this town

 

[hotternow]

On a morning so fair in the fall

 

[Cymru6969]

On a morning so fair in the fall
My lover pressed me 'gainst the wall

hots

 

[hotternow]

On a morning so fair in the fall
My lover pressed me 'gainst the wall
I opened my thighs


Cym

 

[HellBenttoo]

On a morning so fair in the fall
My lover pressed me 'gainst the wall
I opened my thighs
To a chorus of sighs

 

[weespanner]

On a morning so fair in the fall
My lover pressed me 'gainst the wall
I opened my thighs
To a chorus of sighs
As he shoved in his cock and one ball

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Something to be said for going ball deep

 

[stickygirl]

Something to be said for going ball deep
If your cock is that small, it's a treat


Sorry but hey

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Something to be said for going ball deep
If your cock is that small, it's a treat
Barely the size of a candy
It'll make you feel quite dandy
And have you laughing in a heap

 

[Lia Monde]

During halftime, Rich scored with Belle

 

[weespanner]

During halftime, Rich scored with Belle
And someone filmed it on their cell

 

[stickygirl]

During halftime, Rich scored with Belle
And someone filmed it on their cell
They're YouPorn hits

 

[weespanner]

During halftime, Rich scored with Belle
And someone filmed it on their cell
They're YouPorn hits
Category 'tits'

 

[stickygirl]

During halftime, Rich scored with Belle
And someone filmed it on their cell
They're YouPorn hits
Category 'tits'
Popped up on his wife's phone as well

 

[Cymru6969]

Every girl in porn has a dad