Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Cymru6969]

The "booby bandit" strikes again!

 

[HellBenttoo]

The "booby bandit" strikes again!
Kissing boobies, thick and thin

 

[weespanner]

The "booby bandit" strikes again!
Kissing boobies, thick and thin
And sucking on nips

 

[stickygirl]

The "booby bandit" strikes again!
Kissing boobies, thick and thin
And sucking on nips
To make her flip

 

[weespanner]

The "booby bandit" strikes again!
Kissing boobies, thick and thin
And sucking on nips
To make her flip
A nibble just drives her insane

 

[Cymru6969]

Take from the bitch, give to the whore

 

[FantasySlut]

Take from the bitch, give to the whore
She quickly spends it at the sex store

 

[base10]

She quickly spends it at the sex store

She quickly spends it as the sex store,
because this whore always wants more

 

[Cymru6969]

Take from the bitch, give to the whore
She quickly spends it at the sex store
A strap-on in black

 

[weespanner]

Take from the bitch, give to the whore
She quickly spends it at the sex store
A strap-on in black
Or plug for her crack

 

[Cymru6969]

Take from the bitch, give to the whore
She quickly spends it at the sex store
A strap-on in black
Or plug for her crack
Who could ask for anything more...

 

[weespanner]

I got rhythm, it's in my blood

 

[FantasySlut]

I got rhythm, it's in my blood
It's sure to cause a great flood

 

[weespanner]

I got rhythm, it's in my blood
It's sure to cause a great flood
So go with the flow

 

[HellBenttoo]

I got rhythm, it's in my blood
It's sure to cause a great flood
So go with the flow
"cause the faster you row

 

[weespanner]

I got rhythm, it's in my blood
It's sure to cause a great flood
So go with the flow
"cause the faster you row
The more chance of meeting a stud

 

[Cymru6969]

I got rhythm, it's in my blood
It's sure to cause a great flood
So go with the flow
"cause the faster you row
The more chance of meeting a stud

Ugly as sin, but he can fuck

 

[weespanner]

Ugly as sin, but he can fuck
But so big he often gets stuck

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Ugly as sin, but he can fuck
But so big he often gets stuck
It's hard to double park

 

[weespanner]

Ugly as sin, but he can fuck
But so big he often gets stuck
It's hard to double park
And worse in the dark

 

[stickygirl]

Ugly as sin, but he can fuck
But so big he often gets stuck
It's hard to double park
And worse in the dark
Won't see you prolapse with luck

 

[Lia Monde]

He came 4 times with his big snake

 

[straypuss]

He came 4 times with his big snake
the stains in his pants a mistake

 

[weespanner]

He came 4 times with his big snake
the stains in his pants a mistake
Did his best to aim

 

[Shadowmist99]

He came 4 times with his big snake
the stains in his pants a mistake
Did his best to aim
But all the same