Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[kedsnbourbon]

She greeted her online lover
And promised that he would discover
Her gift to treasure

 

[weespanner]

She greeted her online lover
And promised that he would discover
Her gift to treasure
And bring him pleasure

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She greeted her online lover
And promised that he would discover
Her gift to treasure
And bring him pleasure
So she sucked him under cover

 

[BrokenRomantic]

It's too bad her lover came and ran

 

[pensivepoet]

It's too bad her lover came and ran

Of the quickie she never was a great fan

 

[BrokenRomantic]

It's too bad her lover came and ran
Of the quickie she never was a great fan
So she found someone else

 

[weespanner]

It's too bad her lover came and ran
Of the quickie she never was a great fan
So she found someone else
And grabbed his lapels

 

[BrokenRomantic]

It's too bad her lover came and ran
Of the quickie she never was a great fan
So she found someone else
And grabbed his lapels
Then rode him until she couldn't stand

 

[jameslewis]

She used to email her lover her pics

 

[Cymru6969]

She used to email her lover her pics
Like crack, needed them for his fix

 

[weespanner]

She used to email her lover her pics
Like crack, needed them for his fix
Then she made a gif

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She used to email her lover her pics
Like crack, needed them for his fix
Then she made a gif
So he'd cum in a jiff

 

[mamasota]

She used to email her lover her pics
Like crack, needed them for his fix
Then she made a gif
So he'd cum in a jiff
*Same thing happened to all the other dicks

 

[BrokenRomantic]

If only they weren't in such a rush

 

[Cymru6969]

If only they weren't in such a rush
It takes longer for the ladies to gush

 

[BrokenRomantic]

If only they weren't in such a rush
It takes longer for the ladies to gush
They should fulfill their needs

 

[Cymru6969]

If only they weren't in such a rush
It takes longer for the ladies to gush
They should fulfill their needs
With thick anal beads

 

[mamasota]

If only they weren't in such a rush
It takes longer for the ladies to gush
They should fulfill their needs
With thick anal beads
OMG, Cym, you just made me blush!

 

[Cymru6969]

If only they weren't in such a rush
It takes longer for the ladies to gush
They should fulfill their needs
With thick anal beads
OMG, Cym, you just made me blush!

It all worked fine in the end

 

[weespanner]

It all worked fine in the end
Thanks to her thick beaded friend

 

[Cymru6969]

It all worked out fine in the end
Thanks to her thick beaded friend
So what's next? Some tea?

 

[weespanner]

It all worked out fine in the end
Thanks to her thick beaded friend
So what's next? Some tea?
No, that makes me pee

 

[Cymru6969]

It all worked out fine in the end
Thanks to her thick beaded friend
So what's next? Some tea?
No, that makes me pee
Okay, fine. Then disrobe and bend

wee

 

[pensivepoet]

As quick as a blink the clothes hit the floor

 

[cliteatingman]

As quick as a blink the clothes hit the floor

Even faster his cock hit the whore