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The raven haired beauty leaned closer
And his only wish was to hose her
His penis got hard
 
The raven haired beauty leaned closer
And his only wish was to hose her
His penis got hard
Unsheathed it. En garde!
 
The raven haired beauty leaned closer
And his only wish was to hose her
His penis got hard
Unsheathed it. En garde!
"Could that weeny pink thing be any grosser?!"
 
Sticky doesn't like pink dicks! :eek:
I bet she'd enjoy some new tricks ;)
Give it a Whirl
And a tongue curl
 
Sticky doesn't like pink dicks!
I bet she'd enjoy some new tricks
Give it a Whirl
And a tongue curl
Some handcuffs and lube just for kicks!
 
She waited and waited and wondered
If last night she had blundered?
Did she leave him tied up?
 
Whenever Margarita came to town
On the men she always went down
She swallowed their cum
 
She waited and waited and wondered
If last night she had blundered?
Did she leave him tied up?
Oh! the poor pup
 
She waited and waited and wondered
If last night she had blundered?
Did she leave him tied up?
Oh! the poor pup
At least her pussy was plundered!


Whenever Margarita came to town
On the men she always went down
She swallowed their cum
Took it up the bum
 
She waited and waited and wondered
If last night she had blundered?
Did she leave him tied up?
That might void the pre-nup



Whenever Margarita came to town
On the men she always went down
She swallowed their cum
And chased it with rum

sorry Lims! I didn't fresh the page before adding:eek:

Whenever Margarita came to town
On the men she always went down
She swallowed their cum
Took it up the bum
In that order, their cocks stay brown
 
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She waited and waited and wondered
If last night she had blundered?
Did she leave him tied up?
That might void the pre-nup
But her dress might fetch a few hundred


Whenever Margarita came to town
On the men she always went down
She swallowed their cum
And chased it with rum
Then she carefully licked the crown
 
A pritty face suits the dish-cloot
No clue what you're talking aboot! :)
We're from Canada eh?
 
A pritty face suits the dish-cloot
No clue what you're talking aboot!
We're from Canada eh?
Yellow Knife? Thunder Bay?
 
A pritty face suits the dish-cloot
No clue what you're talking aboot!
We're from Canada eh?
Yellow Knife? Thunder Bay?
She looks sexy from head to foot
 
Cloot, aboot, foot? At least there was no poo
I think there's some stuck to your shoe! :eek:
 
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