Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Lia Monde]

They caught her and brought her inside
"I saw nothing", she stammered and lied
She became their sex slave

 

[jameslewis]

They caught her and brought her inside
"I saw nothing", she stammered and lied
She became their sex slave
And they made her behave

 

[hotternow]

They caught her and brought her inside
"I saw nothing", she stammered and lied
She became their sex slave
And they made her behave
Using up cases of Astroglide!

 

[Cymru6969]

They caught her and brought her inside
"I saw nothing", she stammered and lied
She became their sex slave
And they made her behave
Using up cases of Astroglide!

I never use lube with my slaves

 

[weespanner]

I never use lube with my slaves
Cos most of them have massive caves

 

[jameslewis]

I never use lube with my slaves
Cos most of them have massive caves
I stick it in dry

 

[Cymru6969]

I never use lube with my slaves
Cos most of them have massive caves
I stick it in dry
And most of 'em cry
Just check my reviews. I get raves!

This Jett in honour of the return of our illustrious, hilarious and bodacious wee!

 

[AbsintheFather]

When the slave becomes the master

 

[pensivepoet]

When the slave becomes the master

We too quickly presume disaster

 

[WetBiMoose]

When the slave becomes the master
We too quickly presume disaster
When the tables are turned

 

[AbsintheFather]

When the slave becomes the master
We too quickly presume disaster
When the tables are turned
Hard lessons are learned

 

[hotternow]

When the slave becomes the master
We too quickly presume disaster
When the tables are turned
Hard lessons are learned
And people start wanking faster!

 

[Lia Monde]

The lacrosse player loved his long stick

 

[Minalick]

The lacrosse player loved his long stick
But often wished it was thick

 

[pensivepoet]

The lacrosse player loved his long stick
But often wished it was thick

When he'd swing at the net

 

[Cymru6969]

The lacrosse player loved his long stick
But often wished it was thick
When he'd swing at the net
It slipped from his sweat

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The lacrosse player loved his long stick
But often wished it was thick
When he'd swing at the net
It slipped from his sweat
Landing in the lap of his chick

 

[pensivepoet]

Her whip, it had a knotty tail

 

[weespanner]

Her whip, it had a knotty tail
Which left little marks with each flail

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her whip, it had a knotty tail
Which left little marks with each flail
He'd beg and he'd plead

 

[weespanner]

Her whip, it had a knotty tail
Which left little marks with each flail
He'd beg and he'd plead
But she increased the speed

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her whip, it had a knotty tail
Which left little marks with each flail
He'd beg and he'd plead
But she increased the speed
And he shot his seed in a pail

 

[weespanner]

His voice made her wet pussy throb

 

[pensivepoet]

His voice made her wet pussy throb

Quite hungry for his bulging knob

 

[weespanner]

His voice made her wet pussy throb
Quite hungry for his bulging knob
She gave it a lick