Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[HellBenttoo]

The rookie quickly reached her third base
Then headed toward home at record pace
He was caught in a squeeze
Between tits and knees

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The rookie quickly reached her third base
Then headed toward home at record pace
He was caught in a squeeze
Between tits and knees
And slid into home on his face

 

[Sonichu]

Sonichu zaps to extremes.

 

[AbsintheFather]

The rookie quickly reached her third base
She'd thought tonight, she'd remain chaste
Her plan was a failure

 

[HellBenttoo]

The rookie quickly reached her third base
She'd thought tonight, she'd remain chaste
Her plan was a failure
He began to assail her
A grand slam, delivered in haste.

 

[AbsintheFather]

The rookie quickly reached her third base
She'd thought tonight, she'd remain chaste
Her plan was a failure
He began to assail her
A grand slam, delivered in haste.

Hahaaa - cheater . . . I'd have gone this way

The rookie quickly reached her third base
She'd thought tonight, she'd remain chaste
Her plan was a failure
He intended to nail her
Her hymen, his cock soon displaced

 

[Cymru6969]

How many balls are in your sport?

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[Sonichu]

The rookie quickly reached her third base
She'd thought tonight, she'd remain chaste
Her plan was a failure

Limerick rules are quite plain.
Add to the last line's the game.
Even a near rhyme
Is perfectly fine
Check the last post's what I'm sayin'.

 

[Shadowmist99]

How many balls are in your sport?
Two, four or six, let's cavort!

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[Cymru6969]

How many balls are in your sport?
Two, four or six, let's cavort!
What if it's seven?

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[hotternow]

How many balls are in your sport?
Two, four or six, let's cavort!
What if it's seven?
That would be heaven

️️�

 

[Cymru6969]

How many balls are in your sport?
Two, four or six, let's cavort!
What if it's seven?
That would be heaven
The Literotica Resort

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[AbsintheFather]

The Lit resort has something for all

 

[Lia Monde]

The Lit resort has something for all
With carnal offerings for guys and dolls.

 

[cliteatingman]

The Lit resort has something for all
With carnal offerings for guys and dolls.
A room for each fetish

 

[travelmate2002]

The Lit resort has something for all
With carnal offerings for guys and dolls.
A room for each fetish
like chain's and a leash

 

[Cymru6969]

The Lit resort has something for all
With carnal offerings for guys and dolls.
A room for each fetish
To make pussies wet-ish

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The Lit resort has something for all
With carnal offerings for guys and dolls.
A room for each fetish
like chain's and a leash
Don't miss the nightly naked masked ball

 

[AbsintheFather]

The Lit resort has something for all
With carnal offerings for guys and dolls.
A room for each fetish
To make pussies wet-ish
Even get chained to a dungeon wall

 

[Cymru6969]

There's a special room with no lights

 

[AbsintheFather]

There's a special room with no lights
You must wear glow-in-the-dark tights

 

[TomBoner]

There's a special room with no lights
You must wear glow-in-the-dark tights
Until your lover arrives

 

[AbsintheFather]

There's a special room with no lights
You must wear glow-in-the-dark tights
Until your lover arrives
Chat with other wives

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There's a special room with no lights
You must wear glow-in-the-dark tights
Until your lover arrives
Chat with other wives
And have the best of naughty nights

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Welcome home, she said with a smile.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Welcome home, she said with a smile,
I'm going to make your trip worthwhile.