Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Cymru6969]

Welcome home, she said with a smile,
I'm going to make your trip worthwhile.
She had a surprise

 

[Lia Monde]

Welcome home, she said with a smile,
I'm going to make your trip worthwhile.
She had a surprise
Which caused bulging eyes

 

[AbsintheFather]

Welcome home, she said with a smile,
I'm going to make your trip worthwhile.
She had a surprise
Which caused bulging eyes
When she said "I hope you're versatile".


hello Lia

 

[jameslewis]

She thought no one wanted to fuck her

 

[mamasota]

She thought no one wanted to fuck her
But she was about to meet Tommy Tucker

 

[jameslewis]

She thought no one wanted to fuck her
But she was about to meet Tommy Tucker
He took her to bed

 

[TomBoner]

She thought no one wanted to fuck her
But she was about to meet Tommy Tucker
He took her to bed
and with all there clothes shed

 

[wombat9966]

She thought no one wanted to fuck her
But she was about to meet Tommy Tucker
He took her to bed
and with all there clothes shed
he plunged it right up her

 

[TomBoner]

They fucked and fucked and fucked some more

 

[AbsintheFather]

They fucked and fucked and fucked some more
On the couch, the bed and even the floor

 

[Shadowmist99]

They fucked and fucked and fucked some more
On the couch, the bed and even the floor
A knock on the door

 

[AbsintheFather]

They fucked and fucked and fucked some more
On the couch, the bed and even the floor
A knock on the door
They added one more

 

[Lia Monde]

They fucked and fucked and fucked some more
On the couch, the bed and even the floor
A knock on the door
They added one more
And continued til they were all quite sore

 

[Lia Monde]

Lois had sex on the pool table

 

[AbsintheFather]

Lois had sex on the pool table
With Cain and his brother Abel

 

[Lia Monde]

Lois had sex on the pool table
With Cain and his brother Abel
The balls were flying

[Hi, AF.]

 

[Shadowmist99]

Lois had sex on the pool table
With Cain and his brother Abel
The balls were flying
Little Alice was spying

 

[AbsintheFather]

Lois had sex on the pool table
With Cain and his brother Abel
The balls were flying
Little Alice was spying
That Alice was a little unstable

Good evening ladies

 

[Shadowmist99]

Kim was caught peeping in windows

 

[Lia Monde]

Kim was caught peeping in windows
She had a fetish for watching fat bimbos

 

[AbsintheFather]

Kim was caught peeping in windows
She had a fetish for watching fat bimbos
But it gave her a thrill

 

[Shadowmist99]

Kim was caught peeping in windows
She had a fetish for watching fat bimbos
But it gave her a thrill
Peeking over those sills

 

[BradBigBrain]

Kim was caught peeping in windows
She had a fetish for watching fat bimbos
But it gave her a thrill
Peeking over those sills
Her tits exposed, she just froze

 

[Lia Monde]

Kim was caught peeping in windows
She had a fetish for watching fat bimbos
But it gave her a thrill
Peeking over those sills
Her tits exposed, she just froze

They caught her and brought her inside

 

[AbsintheFather]

They caught her and brought her inside
"I saw nothing", she stammered and lied