Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[texou]

He swings his stick like a champ

 

[LusterMunky]

He swings his stick like a champ
In perpetual search for a tramp

 

[texou]

He swings his stick like a champ
In perpetual search for a tramp
She bent over on the green

 

[LusterMunky]

He swings his stick like a champ
In perpetual search for a tramp
She bent over on the green
Hoping he'd notice her preen

 

[AbsintheFather]

He swings his stick like a champ
In perpetual search for a tramp
She bent over on the green
Hoping he'd notice her preen
Perfect! she even had her stamp

 

[GiggLeGasm]

His gap wedge had taken a hit

 

[AbsintheFather]

His gap wedge had taken a hit
Bent on a tree when throwing a fit

 

[LusterMunky]

(What, what? You doing golf limericks now? Go tend to your thread, GiggleButt)

His gap wedge had taken a hit
About Munky cared not a whit

 

[Lia Monde]

His gap wedge had taken a hit
Bent on a tree when throwing a fit
But his 7" iron was fine

 

[HellBenttoo]

His gap wedge had taken a hit
Bent on a tree when throwing a fit
But his 7" iron was fine
And his wood, quite sublime

 

[travelmate2002]

His gap wedge had taken a hit
Bent on a tree when throwing a fit
But his 7" iron was fine
And his wood, quite sublime
but disgusted he decided to quit.

 

[Lia Monde]

Phil's stroke delighted her slit

 

[HellBenttoo]

Phil's stroke delighted her slit
Until he puttered around with her clit

 

[travelmate2002]

Phil's stroke delighted her slit
Until he puttered around with her clit
she got so mad

 

[Midnight_Man]

Phil's stroke delighted her slit
Until he puttered around with her clit
she got so mad
She called up her Dad

 

[Cymru6969]

Phil's stroke delighted her slit
Until he puttered around with her clit
she got so mad
She called up her Dad
Who advised her to swirl, taste and spit

 

[Cymru6969]

The double entendre works well

 

[stickygirl]

The double entendre works well
Assuming you're able to spell

 

[WetBiMoose]

The double entendre works well
Assuming you're able to spell
All your words can be varied

 

[AbsintheFather]

The double entendre works well
Assuming you're able to spell
All your words can be varied
In puns that are carried

 

[stickygirl]

The double entendre works well
Assuming you're able to spell
All your words can be varied
In puns that are carried
French letters just suck mademoiselle

 

[sweetsauce]

Some say it's a good day indeed

 

[stickygirl]

Some say it's a good day indeed
When your pussy is wet with his seed




I thought I'd better do a rude one

 

[Lia Monde]

Some say it's a good day indeed
When your pussy is wet with his seed
It was Sticky and slick

 

[travelmate2002]

Some say it's a good day indeed
When your pussy is wet with his seed
It was Sticky and slick
and greased his prick