Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Cymru6969]

Ambiguous lesbian tease

 

[stickygirl]

Ambiguous lesbian tease
She said as she parted her knees

 

[Lia Monde]

Ambiguous lesbian tease
She said as she parted her knees
It was an invite

 

[travelmate2002]

Ambiguous lesbian tease
She said as she parted her knees
It was an invite
that was polite

 

[Lia Monde]

Ambiguous lesbian tease
She said as she parted her knees
It was an invite
that was polite
As she handed over her keys

 

[Dan638]

His words always made her tingle

 

[Lia Monde]

His words always made her tingle
And elicited a girlish giggle

 

[Dan638]

His words always made her tingle
And elicited a girlish giggle
His whispers made her weak

 

[Cymru6969]

His words always made her tingle
And elicited a girlish giggle
His whispers made her weak
His girth made her shriek

 

[stickygirl]

His words always made her tingle
And elicited a girlish giggle
His whispers made her weak
His girth made her shriek
No wonder he found he was single

( poor chap )

 

[Lia Monde]

The farm girl was very naive

 

[AbsintheFather]

The farm girl was very naive
Until she saw the horses conceive

 

[stickygirl]

The farm girl was very naive
Until she saw the horses conceive
On her butt she rubbed oats

 

[AbsintheFather]

The farm girl was very naive
Until she saw the horses conceive
On her butt she rubbed oats
But only attracted old goats

 

[stickygirl]

The farm girl was very naive
Until she saw the horses conceive
On her butt she rubbed oats
But only attracted old goats
Gruff Billy then fucked her with ease

 

[Lia Monde]

I once knew a dick from Tucson

 

[WetBiMoose]

I once knew a dick from Tucson
Who refused to sleep without boots on

 

[Lia Monde]

I once knew a dick from Tucson
Who refused to sleep without boots on
During sex he used spurs

 

[WetBiMoose]

I once knew a dick from Tucson
Who refused to sleep without boots on
During sex he used spurs
On his knees and hers

 

[travelmate2002]

I once knew a dick from Tucson
Who refused to sleep without boots on
During sex he used spurs
On his knees and hers
whatever, he had trouble getting a hard on.

 

[Dan638]

She craved a man hung like a horse

 

[travelmate2002]

She craved a man hung like a horse
who wouldn't fritter time on the golf course

 

[stickygirl]

She craved a man hung like a horse
who wouldn't fritter time on the golf course
Who'd use his putter

 

[travelmate2002]

She craved a man hung like a horse
who wouldn't fritter time on the golf course
Who'd use his putter
without a stutter

 

[hotternow]

She craved a man hung like a horse
who wouldn't fritter time on the golf course
Who'd use his putter
without a stutter
And give her a thrill at the source.