Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[stickygirl]

She had not cum in a while
Since that day in Walmarkets' aisle

 

[TomBoner]

She had not cum in a while
Since that day in Walmarkets' aisle
So she decided for fun

 

[pensivepoet]

She had not cum in a while
Since that day in Walmarkets' aisle
So she decided for fun

To try out his gun

 

[stickygirl]

She had not cum in a while
Since that day in Walmarkets' aisle
So she decided for fun
To try out his gun
Her recoil was heard for a mile

 

[1sickbastard]

She had not cum in a while
Since that day in Walmarkets' aisle
So she decided for fun
To try out his gun
And made a mess all over the tile

 

[stickygirl]

The staff came round with a bucket

 

[1sickbastard]

The staff came round with a bucket
After tying and failing to duck it

 

[jameslewis]

The staff came round with a bucket
After tying and failing to duck it
She made such a mess

 

[1sickbastard]

The staff came round with a bucket
After tying and failing to duck it
She made such a mess
That she had to confess

 

[weespanner]

The staff came round with a bucket
After tying and failing to duck it
She made such a mess
That she had to confess
They should close the aisle and say fuck it!

 

[texou]

Some just love public display

 

[weespanner]

Some just love public display
They get such a thrill that way

 

[texou]

Some just love public display
They get such a thrill that way
They go to the park

 

[weespanner]

Some just love public display
They get such a thrill that way
They go to the park
Don't wait til it's dark

 

[texou]

Some just love public display
They get such a thrill that way
They go to the park
Don't wait til it's dark
To show their "deal of the day"

 

[Dan638]

He bent her over the picnic table

 

[weespanner]

He bent her over the picnic table
But one of the legs was unstable

 

[Dan638]

He bent her over the picnic table
But one of the legs was unstable
Her lovely hips he did grab

 

[texou]

He bent her over the picnic table
But one of the legs was unstable
Her lovely hips he did grab
As she reached for his slab

 

[weespanner]

He bent her over the picnic table
But one of the legs was unstable
Her lovely hips he did grab
As she reached for his slab
As fast as her fingers were able

 

[texou]

Her boobies look nice in that pic

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her boobies look nice in that pic
Such a great effect on my dick

 

[weespanner]

Her boobies look nice in that pic
Such a great effect on my dick
It's great, I agree

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her boobies look nice in that pic
Such a great effect on my dick
It's great, I agree
Huge in fact, you see

 

[weespanner]

Her boobies look nice in that pic
Such a great effect on my dick
It's great, I agree
Huge in fact, you see
My tongue's tired from one single lick