Write our own haiku, line by line

[GiggLeGasm]

He favored the rough

 

[Mrtenant]

He favored the rough
The rough hemp ropes on her wrists

 

[Cymru6969]

He favored the rough
The rough hemp ropes on her wrists
It’s Snidely Whiplash!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Oh Dudley Do me

 

[Cymru6969]

Oh Dudley Do me
Who wants to mount a Mounty?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Oh Dudley Do me
Who wants to mount a Mounty?
Bareback from the track

 

[Cymru6969]

It’s the cleft chin, right?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

It’s the cleft chin, right?
No, it’s the bulge in your pants

 

[lionguy1975]

It’s the cleft chin, right?
No, it’s the bulge in your pants
Makes her want you now

 

[Hornblende]

He made her quiver

 

[Cymru6969]

He made her quiver
Shortness of breath, shaky legs

 

[GiggLeGasm]

He made her quiver
Shortness of breath, shaky legs
Beach body boot camp

 

[Cymru6969]

She’s shy yet randy

 

[Hornblende]

She’s shy yet randy
And as the night progresses

 

[Cymru6969]

She’s shy yet randy
And as the night progresses
She’ll lose all control

 

[Hornblende]

She’s shy yet randy
And as the night progresses
She’ll lose all control

Her eyes out on stalks

 

[Cymru6969]

Her eyes out on stalks
Looking for a big package

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Her eyes out on stalks
Looking for a big package
Special delivery

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

If you saw me now

 

[Cymru6969]

There’s no collusion?!¿¡?

 

[Hornblende]

There’s no collusion?!¿¡?
Smoke, mirrors and confusion

 

[Cymru6969]

There’s no collusion?!¿¡?
Smoke, mirrors and confusion
Obstructor-in-chief

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Chocolate overload

 

[Cymru6969]

Chocolate overload
She sure likes it dark and rich

 

[LoveBeginsAgain]

Chocolate overload
She sure likes it dark and rich
Feed it to me please