Write our own haiku, line by line

[GiggLeGasm]

Show me more pubes, please
Guarding the secret regions
Sweet hairy lair

 

[BlackCashmere]

Now the time has come...

 

[CucumberLemonade]

Now the time has come...
To tread lightly, come undone;

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Now the time has come...
To tread lightly, come undone;
This doesn't sound fun

 

[Cymru6969]

Down by the river

 

[lionguy1975]

Down by the river
Sitting in a steamy car

 

[Hornblende]

Down by the river
Sitting in a steamy car
Best check the handbrake

 

[Cymru6969]

She’s large and in charge

 

[lionguy1975]

She’s large and in charge
He always submits to her

 

[Cymru6969]

She’s large and in charge
He always submits to her
Or she’ll kick his ass

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A quick morning romp

 

[lionguy1975]

A quick morning romp
Pouncing while still in the sheets

 

[Cymru6969]

A quick morning romp
Pouncing while still in the sheets
Fucking until noon

 

[Hornblende]

Slow, slow, quick quick slow

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Slow, slow, quick quick slow
He leads her around the floor

 

[Cymru6969]

Slow, slow, quick quick slow
He leads her around the floor
Shoulders firm, hips pressed

 

[lionguy1975]

G-string or a thong?

 

[Fragile_Rock]

G-string or a thong?
both seemed to fit rather well

 

[Cymru6969]

G-string or a thong?
both seemed to fit rather well
Commando third choice

 

[Hornblende]

Dew drops glistening

 

[Cymru6969]

Dew drops glistening
An early morning tee time

 

[Hornblende]

Dew drops glistening
An early morning tee time
A good walk ruined

 

[Cymru6969]

Dew drops glistening
An early morning tee time
A good walk ruined

Who tees up your balls?

 

[Hornblende]

Who tees up your balls?
And who polishes your shaft?

 

[Cymru6969]

Who tees up your balls?
And who polishes your shaft?
It was Big Bertha