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[Hornblende]

A fine day for pi
But only in the U.S. (Silly date format )

 

[Cymru6969]

A fine day for pi
But only in the U.S. (Silly date format )
Then be dyslexic!

 

[Hornblende]

A fine day for pi
But only in the U.S. (Silly date format )
Then be dyslexic!

What is dyxsicle?

 

[Cymru6969]

What is dyxsicle?
Something that you lick backwards

 

[GiggLeGasm]

What is dyxsicle?
Something that you lick backwards
'parently with steak

 

[Hornblende]

What is dyxsicle?
Something that you lick backwards
'parently with steak

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[GiggLeGasm]

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He's twice delighted

 

[Gamine67]

He's twice delighted
The Sir Cumference of Pi

 

[GiggLeGasm]

He's twice delighted
The Sir Cumference of Pi
I hear He r squared

 

[Gamine67]

He's twice delighted
The Sir Cumference of Pi
I hear He r squared

+1


Welcome waters flow

 

[Cymru6969]

+1


Welcome waters flow
Baden-Baden works for me

 

[ADesirousKitten]

Welcome waters flow
Baden-Baden works for me
Let me wet my skin

 

[Cymru6969]

Hot tub Sue knows why

 

[Hornblende]

Hot tub Sue knows why
there are some extra bubbles

 

[Uggg]

Hot tub Sue knows why
there are some extra bubbles
Sue brews hot tub stews

 

[snexxer]

Fucking flat tyre

 

[Uggg]

A fucking flat tyre
That would be five syllables

 

[Hornblende]

A fucking flat tyre
That would be five syllables
And still a nuisance

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

That new dating app

 

[GiggLeGasm]

That new dating app
Vibrates when someone swipes right

 

[snexxer]

That new dating app
Vibrates when someone swipes right
My phone's in my pants

 

[DawnODay]

I'm happy today.

 

[snexxer]

I'm happy today.
That is the best feeling ever

 

[DawnODay]

I'm happy today.
That is the best feeling ever
Except for orgasm.

 

[Gamine67]

Toast and marmalade