Write our own haiku, line by line

[Cymru6969]

Her message was clear
I just want to be happy
Sex is good for that

 

[adrina]

Ironically

 

[Cymru6969]

Ironically
And sanctimoniously

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Ironically
And sanctimoniously
His palm hit her flesh

 

[adrina]

This makes no damn sense.

 

[Cymru6969]

This makes no damn sense:
Hoover, wet dog, English horn

 

[Hornblende]

This makes no damn sense:
Hoover, wet dog, English Horn
Did somebody call?

 

[snexxer]

Girls fuzzy fanny

 

[Gamine67]

Girls fuzzy fanny
Static Electric Discharge

 

[adrina]

Girls fuzzy fanny
Static Electric Discharge
The balloons stay put!

 

[Gamine67]

Smooth opening line

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Smooth opening line
And his wiener hanging out

 

[Cymru6969]

Smooth opening line
And his wiener hanging out
A dachshund haiku

 

[adrina]

Who let the dogs out?

 

[Hornblende]

Who let the dogs out?
Cats with attitude, perhaps?

 

[snexxer]

Who let the dogs out?
Cats with attitude, perhaps?
Put them away then!

 

[adrina]

The dogs or the cats?

 

[Cymru6969]

The dogs or the cats?
That's why your house smells like ass

 

[adrina]

The dogs or the cats?
That's why your house smells like ass
Febreze is your friend.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Let's leave the lights on

 

[Uggg]

Let's leave the lights on.
Right, so we don't stub our toes!

 

[snexxer]

Let's leave the lights on.
Right, so we don't stub our toes!
I want to see you

 

[Gamine67]

Jitney adventure

 

[Cymru6969]

Jitney adventure
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, I….

 

[Gamine67]

Jitney adventure
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, I….
Hombres in the rear