Write a line...

[Liar]

...that you would never ever include in a sex scene.


I'll start.

"Honey, I think I'm stuck."

 

[The_Fool]

I'm sorry honey, this premature stuff hardly ever happens, especially with you.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

What the hell is that thing growing on your ass?

 

[Guest]

Gasping, she cried aloud, "Ram it home, Big Boner!"

 

[elsol]

Damn... and I thought I liked cottage cheese.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Damn... and I thought I liked cottage cheese.

Sincerely,
ElSol

That's just wrong

 

[Sunnie]

Gasping, she cried aloud, "Ram it home, Big Boner!"

OH MY GOD...roflmao.

 

[Guest]

 

[oggbashan]

'I think the Aussies will win the Ashes this year'.

'The hollyhocks are growing well'.

Og

 

[Liar]

Gasping, she cried aloud, "Ram it home, Big Boner!"

Damn. Note to self: edit story



"Are you sure you're a man? That looks like a skin colored tampon string."

 

[scheherazade_79]

"I'm sorry, darling. I had diarrhoea this morning, so my birth control might not be effective. Can we leave it to another night?"

 

[lil_elvis]

"Shaving your back gets me so hot."

 

[impressive]

Oh, you've a boogie. Hold still. I'll get it.

 

[rikaaim]

You wanna try anal for the first time tonight? You took a shit first, right?

 

[AppleBiter]

Hey, why don't you go put on that outfit that reminds me of your mom?

 

[Just-Legal]

"Don't worry [insert male name here], I'd never come anyway."

"Of course you can shoot your load all over my face and blind me with it."

Hmm... I'm in one of those moods it appears...

 

[rikaaim]

Hey, why don't you go put on that outfit that reminds me of your mom?

There isn't a smiley around that shows how funny I think that is. That's just great. I really need to go to Smiley Central. That's a classic one.

 

[ElizabethWest]

"Where's the beef?"

 

[Dar~]

" So I was thinking of buying an avacado tree for the back yard, do you think that woudl be a good idea?"

 

[SeaCat]

That was nice, but your mother does it better.

Well if that's all you've got, we'll give it a try.

Cat

 

[Dar~]

you remind me so much of this dog I used to have

 

[ElizabethWest]

"Do you think this looks infected?"

 

[Guest]

Hey, why don't you go put on that outfit that reminds me of your mom?

Bwahh!

Oh my - lost my diet Coke right there, I did.

Well done!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"If that's what your former girlfriend liked, I guess I better learn to like it, too."

 

[Liar]

"Cli... what did you call it again?"