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Oh, how cute.
It looks like a penis, only smaller.
It looks like a penis, only smaller.
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Virtual_Burlesque
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That IS the woman's line, and not the next line in Liar's quote?sweetsubsarahh said:
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See, that gets me hot.sweetsubsarahh said:
Then again, I'm fucked up.
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"Sit on my face, my ex-wife used to love that."
oh yeah, and that's a direct quote.
oh yeah, and that's a direct quote.
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OhMissScarlett said:"Sit on my face, my ex-wife used to love that."
oh yeah, and that's a direct quote.
What a charmer.
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Yeah, that was our first and last date.sweetsubsarahh said:
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I'm probably going to regret it, but what is a dirty sanchez?Hooper_X said:
OhMissScarlett said:I'm probably going to regret it, but what is a dirty sanchez?
That's when you have anal sex with someone, who presumably hasn't taken an enema, then take your feces coated dick and draw a Frito Bandito moustache on their upper lip.
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thanks for the lil picture Dar~ now I am gonna have nightmares!!!
(sorry bout the hijack ya'll..I will go bavck to hiding)
(sorry bout the hijack ya'll..I will go bavck to hiding)
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Luna_Wolf72 said:
There are reasons a lot of us aren't sexually oriented in only one direction
http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/iconsex-cunnilingus.gif
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Dar~ said:There are reasons a lot of us aren't sexually oriented in only one direction
http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/iconsex-cunnilingus.gif
Now that's the ticket..though I prefer (....much prefer) to be the giver, not the receiver...you game??
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Dar~ said:
wellllll here's the story...
My girl and I are no longer an item. She is no longer my pet, no longer my sex partner...just one of my good friends. We decided it would be for the best for now...Sooooo...what this means is I no longer HAVE a girl, just my man...(who hates it that I don't have a girl because I get bitchy when I don't have proper girly loving)...
too much info??
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Luna_Wolf72 said:wellllll here's the story...
My girl and I are no longer an item. She is no longer my pet, no longer my sex partner...just one of my good friends. We decided it would be for the best for now...Sooooo...what this means is I no longer HAVE a girl, just my man...(who hates it that I don't have a girl because I get bitchy when I don't have proper girly loving)...
too much info??
Not at all, I just didn't want my ass kicked.
My husband would love me to have some girly lovin'
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; she was ready for sex, he was experiencing difficulty; her birth control was working, his Viagra was not; the children were all asleep in their beds, their beds were on the other side of the room; she was feeling sentimental and feminine, so was he; she was not on the rag, he was.
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Liar said:
I sorta used that one in Rideme Cowgirl's story.
