Would you walk further for?

[Starfish]

How far would you be willing to walk for each of water, cookies, pizza, beer, chocolate, cheese, or sex at the end of your path?

Do this in mile incriments please.


Here is me.

Water- to the sink, maybe down to the river, if I had to, but I would rather go out to my in laws pond for it, than the river, due to quality, but it would be further to go to the pond on foot. 5 miles in the US. About 280 miles in the Arabian desert, or until I died.


Cookies. To my oven. I would maybe do a mile for them, but I don't really care about cookies.

Pizza- 23.3 miles


Beer- I would walk 0 miles for beer.


Chocolate- 3 miles

Cheese- 30 miles. (has to be more than for pizza, because without cheese, there is no pizza.)


Sex- I can only commit to about 5 miles for sex. Mainly because I'd end up just stopping and laying down and masturbating on the path after that.

 

[MissTaken]

Hmmmm, do I have PMS when this challenge takes place?

With the exception of water and beer, all of the other elements would change with PMS.

Cravings, urges etc would make me walk on and on and on....