Would you rather

[watergirl]

Die by being sat on by an elephant, and being crushed to death slowly,

or, by skydiving, and not having your parachute open?

Why?

 

[glamorilla]

Die by a failed parachute when skydiving.

more fun to go that way.

 

[perks]

skydiving... way better view

 

[bknight2602]

I choose C.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

parachute failure. I've always wanted to go skydiving... that's why.

 

[Ham Murabi]

I'd really like to see a full grown elephant pushed out of the back of one of those huge transport planes at 10,000 feet.
That may sound cruel, but we could have a bunch of people from PETA in the drop zone to catch it.

 

[teddybear4play]

Skydiving. It's more of a rush than an elephant's ass.

TB4p

 

[watergirl]

Ham -

OMG, You are too much. LMAO, still..

Ok, see, if your parachute fails, well, you're screwed.. but suppose an elephant is crushing you - you'll keep thinking, any minute, now, someone's gonna save me... someone is gonna get this elephant off of me... Damnit... and then you're dead.

 

[togitc]

I go with D, drown in fanletters begging for my next book. god that would be nice.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Hmmm. Both are really stupid.

Can I get crushed by a skydiving elephant whose parachute didn't open?

 

[MsSpellChecker]

Why do I have to die at all? LOL

 

[Xander]

Skydiving.

Because at last then I will have fun plunging towards instant death. I love sky diving.

 

[James G 5]

Skydiving
I always love it & know once I go out the door it's a pass/fail exercise, so I can just relax & enjoy the ride either way

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

I'm scared of heights, so I wouldn't be skydiving in the first place....

*Sigh* Guess that means an elephant's ass is my destiny.

 

[Guest]

none of the above

I rather die by driving my race truck at 180 mph

 

[sterlingclay]

Nobody want's to be sat on by an elephant. Poor guy. Ok, I'll be the brave one, kill me Dumbo!

 

[MsSpellChecker]

couldn't u just come fuck me so we can both die happy sterling? lol


j/k

 

[sterlingclay]

couldn't u just come fuck me so we can both die happy sterling? lol


j/k

Your name and posting habits are full of irony my friend, the spellchecker. U wouldn't want me fucking you anyway, u'd die from boredom.

 

[Summery]

Die by a failed parachute when skydiving.

more fun to go that way.

Agreed. A nice little rush, before death.

 

[Smiley777]

I say take the dive. Elephant ass cannot be a good thing.

 

[Guest]

 

[Sillyman]

I'd prefer the sensation of being crushed to the sensation of falling, having felt both.

 

[Lady Tango]

I choose Option C - I don't want to die.

 

[watergirl]

Lol...

I'd pick skydiving, too. I've never been, but it sounds like it would kick ass. What's the landing like? Hard on the knees, I imagine.