Would you have sex in a cemetery?

Sillyman

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Would you? Could you? Have you?
 
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only if you promise that the bogey men wont get me
 
Sillyman said:


:eek:


No details. Hmm.

It was many moons ago, and I was in a car not like on a grave or anything but I just found it creepy but at the time it was a quiet place to go and park
 
My grandmother always said if you fuck a girl in a cemetery the dead people will rip out your brain and stuff them up her ass. Such a thing to say to a 4-year old :eek:
 
Well of course.

You can't refuse a dead cert.
 
I never have and it's near the bottom of my to do list but I can't say that I never will.
 
sabbathstorm said:
I have had sex in a cemetary before and I'd definitely do it again!

Excellent. Was it during the day or the night?
 
Well i got married in one so why the hell not !!!!!:D



*while freinds and lovers mourn your silly grave*
*I have other uses for you darling !!!!*
 
The very first guy i ever bonked had a thing for cemetaries.

It always seemed kinda off limits to me.
Imagine if i was arrested,fucking in a cemetary and hadda explain to my mother?
 
AusTess said:
The very first guy i ever bonked had a thing for cemetaries.

It always seemed kinda off limits to me.
Imagine if i was arrested,fucking in a cemetary and hadda explain to my mother?

Forget mother......Explain it to us !:)
 
Have done it, would do it again, never been caught.:D

(What can I say? I have a thing for dark, quiet places that are not filled with every other person in this damn town trying to get some privacy for the naughty things.)
 
Sillyman said:


Excellent. Was it during the day or the night?

During the night, close to midnight. It was a nice fall evening, wind in the trees, complete darkness. This one particular cemetary is wonderful in that it's on an inlet.
 
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