Would you drink CRAPPUCCINO?

Cheyenne

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BEST COFFEE MADE FROM MONKEY POO; CRAPPUCCINO

DAILY STAR

Wed Nov 21 2001 10:22:30 ET

Coffee drinkers are going bananas over a brew that's made of MONKEY DUNG.

Brits are flooding exclusive US stockists with orders for the brew, called Kopi Luwak, made from berries that have passed through the digestive system of Indonesian monkeys. Unlucky coffee plantation staff have to search through the dung to gather the bizarre "harvest" of coffee berries, which are said to emerge virtually intact.

Experts reckon the monkey business gives the drink a unique "earthy" taste, which has made it the most expensive and sought-after coffee in the world.

It is in such short supply - just 500 lb of it is harvested a year - that it is virtually impossible to get hold of in Britain and has only limited availability in the States and Japan.

Experts say the brew first came to light hundreds of years ago, when explorers sampled it on the Indonesian isles of Java, Sumatra and Sulawesi.

The monkey - known as the Palm Toddy Cat - lives on a diet of alcoholic tree sap and coffee berries.

US-based food and drink critic Chris Rubin said:

"Whether it's because the intestinal juices give some special flavour or because it eats only perfectly ripe berries, the Toddy Cat's droppings produce what many say is the world's finest coffee."

Some exclusive US outlets sell Kopi Luwak for around a FIVER a cup.

US Coffee supplier Mark Mountanos has snapped up 110 lb of the beans.

He said: "We've had interest from all over the world because it is very hard to get hold of."

US coffee shop owner Richard Karno ordered a pound from Mark's firm - but only after he convinced him it wasn't a joke.

He said: "It's the best coffee I've ever tasted. It smells musty, but it roasts up real nice."
 
Cheyenne this baking is making you a lil crazy aint it?

:p
 
The pumpkin pies are in the oven as I type! Hmmmmm the kitchen smells good! :D

I was thinking more along the lines of Nasty when I read this article this morning.
 
FUCK FUCK FUCK,.........

:p
 
When they say this coffee tastes like crap they wil mean it this time.
 
*bump* for the day timers!

The board sure is slow on holidays.
 
Cheyenne said:
*bump* for the day timers!

The board sure is slow on holidays.
Yes it is slow!! But Happy Thanksgiving Cheyenne :)

ToddH

P.S. save me a piece of pie MMmmm
 
And Happy Thanksgiving to you, too, Todd!

Don't worry, there is always pie left. We also have an apple one that another family member makes so that makes 3 pies for 13 people, 5 of whom are kids and eat like birds.

And no coffee. For me, anyway. :)
 
Hey Cheyenne Good Morning, I didn't realize that was you until I looked down at the one below it :) God that pie sounds so good. You have a great day, and if you need anything you just let me know :)

ToddH;)
 
Cheyenne said:
The pumpkin pies are in the oven as I type! Hmmmmm the kitchen smells good! :D


if i send you my personal addy, you wanna pack it and have it delivered? i like Lemon merangue pie, pecan pie, apple pie, dutch apple pie, chocolate pie, cherry pie, sugar pie, banana cream pie, mississippi mud pie, and...well, you get the idea.
:D

Happy Thanksgiving kiddo!
 
NOPE!!!!!!!! I may have a shit fetish, but, THIS*Shivers* I didn't even read the article, actually. I didn't even WANT to read it, thank you.
 
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