Would you consider yourself a top or bottom lover

of a muffin? (And not the Killer variety!)

  • Top

    Votes: 6 33.3%
  • Bottom

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Neither - I don't eat muffins.

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • I like them both.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Damn, I thought this was going to be a sex poll!

    Votes: 10 55.6%

  • Total voters
    18
Well, I voted for "Damn, I thought this was going to be a sex poll" but I would have to say I like the top the most. Like you said, that is where all the really flavorable stuff is located.
 
Top is better,
Yes I remember the seinfeld episode.

IF anyone wants to jump on top of me I will be lying down in my bed and taking a nap.

Laz
 
I like to cut mine in half and put butter on it. Blueberry is my favorite muffin. ;)
 
estevie said:
*chuckles*

Cute, Cat! :)

I eat the whole muffin :D
Well obviously :p I do too, but I LOVE starting at the top;) Good morning estevie. We don't play much anymore *Pout* Southern keepin you busy? *EG*
 
BlkPnthr said:
Well obviously :p I do too, but I LOVE starting at the top;) Good morning estevie. We don't play much anymore *Pout* Southern keepin you busy? *EG*


Good morning, sweetness! Don't pout, I just haven't been on much in the last few days. But I'm here now. :D

Southern always keeps me busy...one day I will learn to keep my hands out of my pants. ;)
 
estevie said:



Good morning, sweetness! Don't pout, I just haven't been on much in the last few days. But I'm here now. :D

Southern always keeps me busy...one day I will learn to keep my hands out of my pants. ;)
I keep telling myself the same thing, but I just can't seem to ever actually do it. :D
 
I like the top, the bottom, the sides and the middle!

Oh! You're talking about muffins, I thought it said Muff!
 
plasticman33 said:
I like the top, the bottom, the sides and the middle!

Oh! You're talking about muffins, I thought it said Muff!
Well, technically muffin is another word for vagina:p So many names for it now it's hard to keep track of them all
 
BlkPnthr said:
Well, technically muffin is another word for vagina:p So many names for it now it's hard to keep track of them all


What??? I am shocked! Another word for vagina? Jesus, learn something new everyday ;)
 
estevie said:



What??? I am shocked! Another word for vagina? Jesus, learn something new everyday ;)
What's that estevie? You want another spanking? Hey Southern! estevie is looking for a spanking!

Muahahahahahaha *EG*
 
estevie said:



What??? I am shocked! Another word for vagina? Jesus, learn something new everyday ;)

yes something was lacking in ....."Oh Baby...Oh Baby...I'm gonna stick my throbbing hard cock in your hot wet....vagina?"
 
BlkPnthr said:
Well, technically muffin is another word for vagina:p So many names for it now it's hard to keep track of them all

I know a woman who always refers to her's as her "cookie"!

(That would be one time I wouldn't want chocolate chip!):p
 
plasticman33 said:


I know a woman who always refers to her's as her "cookie"!

(That would be one time I wouldn't want chocolate chip!):p
If you're gettin any kind of chunks, get the hell out of dodge! :D
 
Southern37 said:


yes something was lacking in ....."Oh Baby...Oh Baby...I'm gonna stick my throbbing hard cock in your hot wet....vagina?"


LMAO

It doesn't sound right but neither does "Oh baby, ohhhh god, lover, I want to feel your hard cock in my...muffin"

:D
 
estevie said:



LMAO

It doesn't sound right but neither does "Oh baby, ohhhh god, lover, I want to feel your hard cock in my...muffin"

:D
Sure it does....if you are talking cute with your lover and not hardcore :D
 
estevie said:



LMAO

It doesn't sound right but neither does "Oh baby, ohhhh god, lover, I want to feel your hard cock in my...muffin"

:D

Actually it does...see you have to be at BREAKFAST!

...lol...preferrably alone with a hot steaming buttered muffin..oops..i told on myself..
 
Southern37 said:


Actually it does...see you have to be at BREAKFAST!

...lol...preferrably alone with a hot steaming buttered muffin..oops..i told on myself..
Are you sure you told on yourself and didn't spooge?
 
Southern37 said:


Actually it does...see you have to be at BREAKFAST!

...lol...preferrably alone with a hot steaming buttered muffin..oops..i told on myself..


ROFLMAO

you are soo not right! ;) :p
 
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