Worst Sexual Experience

The worst time for me was when I was pretty young. We were in the back of a pickup truck watching the planes land. Nice warm summer evening. Just the sound of the planes and of the night. We had just started when a voice said "OK, out of the truck there." Cops... Damn... Well, at least he just let us leave !!
 
Worst? Hmmm...I'll have to think about it and get back to everyone. Off the top of my head the first porno I was in was pretty bad. Even though it was an amature company the crew kept stopping us and would have us switch to a new position or stop while they adjusted a light or something. I was having a rough time keeping it up because all the stopping and starting was pretty much a mood breaker for me. At one point my girlfriend (who was my partner in the scene) asked if we could just fuck and they could film that. After that it got much better and wasn't too different then having sex in a public place.

Still, even though it was bad I don't know if it was the worst ever.
 
potatohead said:
Worst? Hmmm...I'll have to think about it and get back to everyone. Off the top of my head the first porno I was in was pretty bad. Even though it was an amature company the crew kept stopping us and would have us switch to a new position or stop while they adjusted a light or something. I was having a rough time keeping it up because all the stopping and starting was pretty much a mood breaker for me. At one point my girlfriend (who was my partner in the scene) asked if we could just fuck and they could film that. After that it got much better and wasn't too different then having sex in a public place.

Still, even though it was bad I don't know if it was the worst ever.

Starring in a porn movie. I really feel for you man. I mean havign a job where you get paid to screw pretty girls. It doesn't get much rougher than that.

(I'm teasing. I don't think I could do that in front of a group watching us. I can see how it would be rough).
 
Worst? Hmmm...I'll have to think about it and get back to everyone. Off the top of my head the first porno I was in was pretty bad. Even though it was an amature company the crew kept stopping us and would have us switch to a new position or stop while they adjusted a light or something. I was having a rough time keeping it up because all the stopping and starting was pretty much a mood breaker for me. At one point my girlfriend (who was my partner in the scene) asked if we could just fuck and they could film that. After that it got much better and wasn't too different then having sex in a public place.

Still, even though it was bad I don't know if it was the worst ever.


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Myworst would have to have been with my ex, he had a way of degrading you that made any sexual experience with him a bit of a nightmare.
 
mt worst.

Well since you asked.

My worst was a long time ago.

Was in my late teens and at a friends party. Was chatting up two girls who were friends.
Did not realise how good friends they were until after we had all had a few drinks and they told me that they could not decide which one of them was going to have me for the night.

So they had decided to SHARE
Wow my dick did a flip in my jeans.
So off we headed to a bedroom and the fun and games commenced.
We had done all the foreplay, sucking, licking etc and I was feeling like a king.
Had just climbed on board one of the girls for the first ride when the door burst open with a crash.
There I was with my bare ass exposed to the party crowd who were all peering over the shoulders of the incredible hulk standing in the door.
Dick went from rock hard to limp in the blink of an eye. I leapt out of bed as this guy started taking swings at my head.
Luckily a few of my mates grabbed him to hold him back as I grabbed my jeans and got them on.
"you had better go" said one of the girls.
I needed no further prompting and took off out of there.

Turns out he was the boyfriend of one of the girls and had come along to the party uninvited to find his girl.

Was my first experience with 2 ladies and a real bummer that I had missed out on every young mans dream fantasy.

It would happen again, but not for a few more years.
 
Junior Prom night...

Prom Dress....
- $150

Tuxedo Rental....
- $135

Flowers.....
- $25

Slummy Hotel Room next town over so parents couldn't find us
- $55

Her starting her period THAT night and covering the sheets
in blood and not getting to finish..
- $PRICELESS$ :mad:
 
It's all mediocre

I have to say i havent had a good sexual experience yet. n bad ones, but definetly no good ones. theyve all been mediocre... if i wasnt full of hormones it'd be enough to put me off sex completely. not that i've actually had any for the last 4 months... Anyone in australia wanna prove me wrong?
 
*~sekzee1~* said:
Myworst would have to have been with my ex, he had a way of degrading you that made any sexual experience with him a bit of a nightmare.

Not too pry (too much). But what did he do to make you feel that way? Was he physically abusive? verbally?
 
thegirlfriday11 said:
the last time I had sex, (which was almost a year ago)
was pretty lousy

A year ago?? Wow. You poor thing. What was so bad about it? I've had long stretches when I had to do without. It was pretty rough. But when I got it, I made sure it was worth it. Of course after a long time just about anything would be.
 
ricsmis said:
dont i wish ;)

Yeah, you probably do! :p

I never said it was my worst ever, just not a great one. And it was only one girl, not several. And to be really honest I was dating the girl at the time so it wasn't anything really crazy.

Ok, one time I was having sex with my ex SO on the couch, somehow we managed to roll off the couch but she caught her elbow on the coffee table and her hand went into my eye so I had a nice shiner for a week or so.
 
thegirlfriday11 said:
the last time I had sex, (which was almost a year ago)
was pretty lousy

Hey you said I wasn't that bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!11:mad: :mad: :mad:
 
Ok my worst experiance happened while I wasn't even having sex!!!! My ex gf, her friend who by the way is fine as hell, and me were sitting around one saturday. The conversation turned to sex and bless her heart my ex told her friend I was the best lover she ever had. Made me feel good, then started talking about my size and how I am uncut...Her friend had never seen an uncut penis before...so my ex said show her, show her how big you are sweety...being a man, head all swollen with pride...pulled it out and couldn't even get it hard...it layed there like a coward...all wrinkled and shy. All her friend had to say was "cool". I guess all the blood was in my head...none could get to my dick.
 
my worst time would be when I met a guy online and we had great cyber sex. Well, I was thinking with my pussy instead of my head when I agreed to meet him for some real one on one. He did say he was good looking. He told me he would send me his pic the next day because his pics were on his office computer. The next day I checked my mail and sure enough he had sent his pic. He wasn't as hot as he claimed to be but not that bad looking so I met with him anyway. It was the worst sex I ever had. He had a really bad sweating problem. He was dripping sweat all over me and it was gross. Some sweat drops actually got in my mouth. Thats when I deciced I had had enough and told him to fuck me doggie style so he would cum and get the fuck outta my house. After he came he asked if he could take a shower. "Shit" I thought to myself but I let him because I hate hurting people's feelings. When he left I needed a shower because of all the sweat he got on me. I never felt so dirty. I didn't really feel anything either. I was surprised I even got wet at all. So I learned my lesson that day and will never do that again.
 
Worst huh? The one's ya can't finish for whatever reason!



Actually being caught by her mother. Ah the pains of youth!
 
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