Worst Sexual Experience

[Kiss Me]

My worst was the very first time I decided to have sex. Being a straight forward young girl I was all prepared bought condoms, set the mood and everything, only my boyfriend couldn't get it up. No matter what I tried (and I tried everything) he wouldn't stay hard long enough to get a bloody condom on. Oh the blow to a young girls confidence......... The only answer he could give me was that he didn't find me attractive enough to fuck he just wanted head. That two week relationship ended that night thank god.
Took me a while to realise that I was gorgeous (skinny, big boobs, blonde hair at the time) and that at 18 if he couldn't get it up, he should have been seeing a doctor.

 

[jixerguy]

my worst time would be when I met a guy online and we had great cyber sex. Well, I was thinking with my pussy instead of my head when I agreed to meet him for some real one on one. He did say he was good looking. He told me he would send me his pic the next day because his pics were on his office computer. The next day I checked my mail and sure enough he had sent his pic. He wasn't as hot as he claimed to be but not that bad looking so I met with him anyway. It was the worst sex I ever had. He had a really bad sweating problem. He was dripping sweat all over me and it was gross. Some sweat drops actually got in my mouth. Thats when I deciced I had had enough and told him to fuck me doggie style so he would cum and get the fuck outta my house. After he came he asked if he could take a shower. "Shit" I thought to myself but I let him because I hate hurting people's feelings. When he left I needed a shower because of all the sweat he got on me. I never felt so dirty. I didn't really feel anything either. I was surprised I even got wet at all. So I learned my lesson that day and will never do that again.

It was very nice of you to let him finish and shower. A little sweating is great, but it sounds like he did a lot more than that. I feel a bit gross just reading your post. Wow.

 

[jixerguy]

My worst was the very first time I decided to have sex. Being a straight forward young girl I was all prepared bought condoms, set the mood and everything, only my boyfriend couldn't get it up. No matter what I tried (and I tried everything) he wouldn't stay hard long enough to get a bloody condom on. Oh the blow to a young girls confidence......... The only answer he could give me was that he didn't find me attractive enough to fuck he just wanted head. That two week relationship ended that night thank god.
Took me a while to realise that I was gorgeous (skinny, big boobs, blonde hair at the time) and that at 18 if he couldn't get it up, he should have been seeing a doctor.

What a loser.

 

[mr happy]

My worst was the very first time I decided to have sex. Being a straight forward young girl I was all prepared bought condoms, set the mood and everything, only my boyfriend couldn't get it up. No matter what I tried (and I tried everything) he wouldn't stay hard long enough to get a bloody condom on. Oh the blow to a young girls confidence......... The only answer he could give me was that he didn't find me attractive enough to fuck he just wanted head. That two week relationship ended that night thank god.
Took me a while to realise that I was gorgeous (skinny, big boobs, blonde hair at the time) and that at 18 if he couldn't get it up, he should have been seeing a doctor.

mmmm I thought all us men in the land of OZ were studs.

 

[jixerguy]

bump

 

[jixerguy]

Bump for the week-end.

 

[jixerguy]

My worst was the very first time I decided to have sex. Being a straight forward young girl I was all prepared bought condoms, set the mood and everything, only my boyfriend couldn't get it up. No matter what I tried (and I tried everything) he wouldn't stay hard long enough to get a bloody condom on. Oh the blow to a young girls confidence......... The only answer he could give me was that he didn't find me attractive enough to fuck he just wanted head. That two week relationship ended that night thank god.
Took me a while to realise that I was gorgeous (skinny, big boobs, blonde hair at the time) and that at 18 if he couldn't get it up, he should have been seeing a doctor.

Sweet AV. I love it.

 

[jixerguy]

BUMP

 

[jixerguy]

bump

 

[lena]

My worst was the very first time I decided to have sex. Being a straight forward young girl I was all prepared bought condoms, set the mood and everything, only my boyfriend couldn't get it up. No matter what I tried (and I tried everything) he wouldn't stay hard long enough to get a bloody condom on. Oh the blow to a young girls confidence......... The only answer he could give me was that he didn't find me attractive enough to fuck he just wanted head. That two week relationship ended that night thank god.

That's what happened to me exactly. My first time a couple of months ago. All the preparations, waiting, build up etc. But I did get a tad further than that, which is worse. I lost my virginity (hurt like hell) but never did really get to 'have' sex. Happened again a few days later. I wasn't a virgin just because of a couple of seconds. I feel so cheated out of it, then.

At least you got an answer from the guy, good for you for leaving him in the dust.

 

[Joey3308]

http://www.rudefun.com/funpages/images/nightmare.jpg

 

[jixerguy]

That's what happened to me exactly. My first time a couple of months ago. All the preparations, waiting, build up etc. But I did get a tad further than that, which is worse. I lost my virginity (hurt like hell) but never did really get to 'have' sex. Happened again a few days later. I wasn't a virgin just because of a couple of seconds. I feel so cheated out of it, then.

At least you got an answer from the guy, good for you for leaving him in the dust.

I'm sure the next time will be wonderful and magical.

 

[jixerguy]

http://www.rudefun.com/funpages/images/nightmare.jpg

Hey!! How did you get my picture!!!

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Everytime I had sex with my ex

 

[jixerguy]

Everytime I had sex with my ex

What made it so bad though? Was he small/huge/stank? Did he cum as soon as he touched you? Was he never able to bring you to orgasm? Did he say, 'Geronimo' before entry?

 

[Dionysus2003]

My worst sexual experience(s) are as follows:

* This happened when I was 18. It was with a girl I had known for a while. She came to my house while I was alone, and the rest of the family was out. We fooled around, and eventually ended up where we should be - in bed. She gives me head, while I play with her breasts. Then we maneuver into a 69 and start the oral championship, both eager to give each other a sweet climax. I keep licking her; she moaned and did a good job on my cock.

Then she gradually became less active in her sucking, but did not seem to be more excited over my efforts either. After a short minute I manage to ask her what is wrong... She just kept very still, and not in much motion, and eventually admitting she had to take a dump, and it was very close call for her, so she dared not move much...

After a lot of wiggling and maneuvering she managed to move off me, and she even managed to make the toilet on time. But nothing happened after that, my mood was completely gone. Actually I never saw her again...

* The other one happened with an ex a few years back. Around 6 years ago more precise. She was plain horny when her period left, and even though we had intercourse during her period, she was very fixated on being licked.
As soon as her period had left and things were safe I used to go down on her, and let her feel some of my tongue-magic
So also the time I am mentioning here. The only difference on this occasion was that when I went to the toilet to take a leak afterwards and looked myself in the mirror - my whole face was red... and no, I was not blushing

 

[brad260]

wayyyyyy back in college - the typical fraternity guy - getting drunk and trying to pick up the women at a party...

i got close to one and started making out with her and she asks me to come home... of course i'm thinking HELL YESSS

well this supposedly horny woman that was making out with me at the party - turned a complete 180 when got to her house - we got in the room - tried to take some of her clothes off and NO tried to kiss her a bit and NO tried to feel her over her clothes NO then she put her hand in my pants and started working me and i swear to god i thought she was going to rip it off!! she pulled on it like it was a weed so I had to back her off

and to top it off - i rode in her car and had to walk about 3 miles home drunk! great nite sure wish i could relive it lol

 

[sommerfugl]

I can't top Dionysus' worst experiences but I can share one that I experienced with him that was pretty bad for me.
We were having a long distance relationship at that time and sometimes we had naughty phone conversations. One time, I almost reached a wonderful orgasm when my mother banged on my bedroom door before she rushed in and took the phone because she needed to call urgently. To this day, I still don't know if she knew what was going on ... she has never mentioned a thing though.

 

[brad260]

Everytime I had sex with my ex

now that's a good answer!!

 

[manofsteel52]

Can't recall ever having a "bad" sexual experience...
maybe solo. I'm not that good to myself...

 

[rosylady]

I'm trying to think of a good sexual experience.

 

[jixerguy]

I'm trying to think of a good sexual experience.

OK, now that really hurt

 

[rosylady]

OK, now that really hurt

I was talking about real sex...with two people ...not online.

....I just mean that my online sex life is 100 times better than any sex I've really had.

 

[jixerguy]

I was talking about real sex...with two people ...not online.

....I just mean that my online sex life is 100 times better than any sex I've really had.

100 times 0 is still zero (boo hoo, boo hoo, boo hoo)

 

[rosylady]

100 times 0 is still zero (boo hoo, boo hoo, boo hoo)