Worst jokes

[lance027]

Ok so I learnt a lesson today; never post the Aristocrats joke on a thread unless you know for sure that person won’t be offended by it. If you want to know what the Aristocrats joke is all about then you can find versions of it here . I'll let you choose which one you want to watch but be warned extremely rude and sometimes can be quite sick.

Anyway I thought it would be fun to start a thread where people can post their worst, sick, silly, stupid, unfunny....basically what ever jokes they can think of that can quiet a room or lose you friends.

Go people

 

[Nightbird]

Lance,

Bestiality, Incest, and underage sex is illegal and not welcome or allowed on Lit.

People go to jail for this and rightfully so.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Ok so I learnt a lesson today; never post the Aristocrats joke on a thread unless you know for sure that person won’t be offended by it. If you want to know what the Aristocrats joke is all about then you can find versions of it here . I'll let you choose which one you want to watch but be warned extremely rude and sometimes can be quite sick.

Anyway I thought it would be fun to start a thread where people can post their worst, sick, silly, stupid, unfunny....basically what ever jokes they can think of that can quiet a room or lose you friends.

Go people

do me a favor if you can and PM me the joke. I really don't have much luck trying to watch any videos on my crappy old computer, and I don't have sound anyway. I've been curious about the joke for awhile, and discovering that it has bestiality, incest and underage sex makes me even more curious. lol. thanks.

 

[lance027]

do me a favor if you can and PM me the joke. I really don't have much luck trying to watch any videos on my crappy old computer, and I don't have sound anyway. I've been curious about the joke for awhile, and discovering that it has bestiality, incest and underage sex makes me even more curious. lol. thanks.

I really would rather not; a lot of misunderstanding can come with it…obviously, plus I've already made the mistake of posting it once. That didn't go down to well and ended up offending people, for which I am sorry. To any of the people that read this, that were offended then all I can say is I made the simple mistake of forgetting that there are real people on the other end of the thread. That is after all an easy mistake to make in a world where most are just a Picture Avatar and a made up name. It’s not like Facebook, where you know everyone on your friends list. Or Myspace where you have a picture, likes/dislikes, detailed personal background and even the added bonus of a personalized decorated page. What do you have on lit……nothing, so some times it’s a stab in the dark.

If you Google it, you should find a version and the story behind it. The joke in it's self is not what's funny but the way in which it is told and the story behind its creation is. It’s considered to be the secret hand shake of comedians and is actually the most told and well known joke amongst them. Everyone has there own version from Christopher Walkin, Whoopi Goldberg and Robin Williams to the South Park kids. None of these people are into incest or bestiality but still have made their own version and are not afraid to tell it.


After all, It’s only a joke.

And to reply to the first comment.....With in 3 mouse clicks around Litrotica I'm sure you will find most of those things. In comments, stories, Role plays, poems and even the odd Avatar.

Anyway, I see no need to try and justify myself and im not going to get into a debate about it, I just asked for jokes.

 

[mrtnmoon]

I really would rather not; a lot of misunderstanding can come with it…obviously, plus I've already made the mistake of posting it once. That didn't go down to well and ended up offending people, for which I am sorry. To any of the people that read this, that were offended then all I can say is I made the simple mistake of forgetting that there are real people on the other end of the thread. That is after all an easy mistake to make in a world where most are just a Picture Avatar and a made up name. It’s not like Facebook, where you know everyone on your friends list. Or Myspace where you have a picture, likes/dislikes, detailed personal background and even the added bonus of a personalized decorated page. What do you have on lit……nothing, so some times it’s a stab in the dark.

If you Google it, you should find a version and the story behind it. The joke in it's self is not what's funny but the way in which it is told and the story behind its creation is. It’s considered to be the secret hand shake of comedians and is actually the most told and well known joke amongst them. Everyone has there own version from Christopher Walkin, Whoopi Goldberg and Robin Williams to the South Park kids. None of these people are into incest or bestiality but still have made their own version and are not afraid to tell it.


After all, It’s only a joke.

And to reply to the first comment.....With in 3 mouse clicks around Litrotica I'm sure you will find most of those things. In comments, stories, Role plays, poems and even the odd Avatar.

Anyway, I see no need to try and justify myself and im not going to get into a debate about it, I just asked for jokes.

thanks for nothing. it took you longer to type all that bullshit than it would have to send me the joke. obviously, if I asked you to send it to me I am not going to be upset or offended by it.

 

[Kylan]

Did you hear the one about the Irishman who walked past a pub (bar) ?

~ No?

~ Me either.

~ How funny is that?

 

[lance027]

thanks for nothing. it took you longer to type all that bullshit than it would have to send me the joke. obviously, if I asked you to send it to me I am not going to be upset or offended by it.

Hey Slap head, don't get your knickers in a twist about it. I'm covering my own arse by not sending it to you.

You got the link; go look for your self if you’re so interested.