Words you don't want to hear after sex.

[MTPersson]

Things you don't want to hear after sex.

Write down what words you do not want to hear right after you've had sex.

Example: I have had better.

 

[OxfordDon]

rash? what rash???

 

[imFlyingsolo]

so....that's it?

 

[MTPersson]

So ... You have my £500?

 

[OxfordDon]

sorry...I thought it was just going to be a fart...honest...

 

[Hardbutgentle]

Right, now it's my turn. Assume the position....

 

[MTPersson]

Your brother was better

 

[OxfordDon]

Your Mum liked it like that...

 

[crazy4cock]

It's okay, I hear that happens to a lot of men.

 

[troubledone]

Can we wash up now

 

[MTPersson]

Your sister was better than you!

 

[troubledone]

Your sister was better than you!

If we do not wash up the sheets will stain

 

[nicenotherner]

'I was so close then......'

 

[troubledone]

No not again

 

[crazy4cock]

Next.....

 

[troubledone]

You do not want to do it from behind .Do you ??

 

[OxfordDon]

did you cum...

 

[crazy4cock]

Where did the condom go?

 

[nicenotherner]

My parents will be home any minute you need to go now!

 

[OxfordDon]

hang on I'm almost finished this chapter....

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Oh shit, I have to call the wife and let her know what time I will be home.

 

[troubledone]

You did that just like my husband

 

[MatthewRoydon]

would you mind if i smoke?

 

[TheSilverLining]

I'll leave the cash on the bedside table....

 

[TheSilverLining]

60 seconds. Impressive.....