Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[Taegul]

Could you put this paper bag over your head for me?

 

[Iceprincess12]

You are getting a bit thin on top, time for a haircut.

 

[jaynedixon]

"Housekeeping!!" Followed by a knock at the door

 

[Taegul]

"Housekeeping!!" Followed by a knock at the door

A lot of porns have started like that though!

The grandkids are coming over for a visit. The whole 'baker's dozen'.

 

[Iceprincess12]

A lot of porns have started like that though!

The grandkids are coming over for a visit. The whole 'baker's dozen'.

More hair gel please

 

[KUJACK]

Fuck me John!

When your name is Bill.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Someone's at the door!

 

[ChainedUp]

Snoring

 

[Taegul]

I thought shaving your name into my back hair would be romantic!

 

[ayame34G]

I think you left it inside me.

 

[Hornblende]

*ring ring *. Have you considered private health insurance?

 

[Iceprincess12]

I have some tips on how you can do that better for your next lover.

 

[girlyboi85]

Don't be such a baby. It was only a LITTLE bit of poop.

 

[Taegul]

I'm a germaphobe and I don't want that 'stuff' anywhere near me!

 

[Leigh81]

I think I'm going to be sick

L

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Damn this dumpster doesn't smell too good!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I can't feel a thing.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Oh mommy

 

[AverageGary]

Here's a list of a few ....
http://www.memes.com/searchresults/sex/585110

 

[Iceprincess12]

Ooh the ice cream man! I'll be back in 2 minutes, just hold tight.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

the voices in my head are telling me they love you.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You've obviously have never had sex before, have you?

 

[Hornblende]

Pass me my book, would you?

 

[Iceprincess12]

you only get 3 1/2 to 4 min before I get off.

 

[ImSinister]

Did you start yet?