Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[HornyJunkMail]

I should really be doing the laundry.

 

[Taegul]

Do you mind if we try to replicate something the aliens did to me the last time I was abducted? That was kinda hot...

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Do you mind if we try to replicate something the aliens did to me the last time I was abducted? That was kinda hot...

Did I tell you about the time I was gangbanged by aliens while camped near Disneyland?

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Where's the remote?

 

[sandysub]

Hi

Is it in yet

 

[curvyangel1969]

Can you move to the left a bit I can't see the TV

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Can you move to the left a bit I can't see the TV

Done yet?

 

[boss302500]

I really go to go

 

[curvyangel1969]

I have places to be, can you move this along?

 

[QuietCanadian]

Oh, I forgot to tell you that your mother called today.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

What's that greenish yellow stuff oozing out of your pussy?

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

What's that smell?

 

[curvyangel1969]

Have you ever considered a penis pump before insertion?

 

[Pennyshub]

I'm bored

 

[QuietCanadian]

Have you ever considered a penis pump before insertion?

I used one.

 

[curvyangel1969]

I used one.

Did you do it right?

 

[QuietCanadian]

Did you do it right?

I always do the sex right.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

What's that smell?

It's that greenish yellow stuff oozing out of your pussy? Should I call 911?

 

[Iceprincess12]

I've never like your penis and was hoping you wouldn't mind if I had a different one.

 

[harry johnson]

You're really loose down there. Feels like I'm fucking air.

 

[Iceprincess12]

We should give your penis a rest. We have more fun without it anyway.

 

[harry johnson]

I thought you knew I was married

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Oh, forgot to apply the itch ointment down there...

 

[Hornblende]

Is it in yet?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

The vibrator does a better job