Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[fullservice65]

What time is it? 'Cuz I've got an college prep English test at noon.

 

[fathom7]

Respect you in the morning? Hell I don't even respect you now.

 

[Thesexypen]

Ouch...wrong hole...wrong hole!!!

 

[indy0311]

It's alright... you don't have to cum every time...

 

[papadoc19]

Is that it?

 

[fathom7]

So, next time, here's what I want you to do . . . Wait, there's not going to be a next time.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

This doesn't mean I want to get involved.

 

[GothAngelBabe]

My spouse just got here

 

[OxfordDon]

what was your name again...?

 

[Lia Monde]

"Wow! And, they said I'd never get to a thousand partners."

 

[MDaddy]

Ohh Hi Mom hey Dad your home early!!#

 

[Lia Monde]

My friends said you were slutty. They weren't kidding.

 

[MDaddy]

Dayyyyum whats that smell?

 

[Lia Monde]

I'm glad you're not finicky about my sores.

 

[MDaddy]

Umm what happened to your face?

 

[Lia Monde]

You're not the kind of girl that thinks two inches is small are you?

 

[MDaddy]

I'm really a dude under this dress..

 

[sxydiva]

Sorry babe I've went soft

 

[emsway]

I'm the fastest trigger in the west.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Just a minute, let me take this call.

 

[ydahecnot]

"I gotta stop farting."

 

[emsway]

Oh wait, I forgot to get you to sign the release form.

 

[ydahecnot]

"Fluffy, do NOT sniff there!"

 

[emsway]

My mom wants to watch.

 

[cliteatingman]

My pussy becomes a pumpkin at midnight