"Women like Men who are Confident"

[Black_Bird]

Daily Affirmations for the Want-To-Be Thug or Player.

"It don't matter how hard that bitch laughs at my johnson; I know deep down that my dick makes her putang sweaty."

"Yeah, I deal in weed; I mow me some mad lawns. I bes a real thug."

"Just because I'ms a thirteen year old affluent suburbanite cracker doesn't mean I can'ts relate to my suppressed ghetto bound niggas, you know what I'm saying?"

"I tell them that I gets me some pussy all the time, I gets me some pussy. Then I wouldn't be a virgin anymore. That'll be straight, yo."

"If I go clubbing and tell all my thug friends that I know mad rappers and shit, they'll believe me and think I'm bad ass."

 

[Master Control]

I'm a confdent man.. At least I am kinda sure I am...

 

[Sandia]

Yeah, I think you pretty much got it squared, Bird.

 

[Cerberus666]

word dawg, dont hate the playa hate the game. rrr something.

 

[Black_Bird]

Yeah, I think you pretty much got it squared, Bird.

Heh.

 

[nasty1]

BAH! Confidence doesn't make the fact that I can't get an erection long enough for sex go away, now, does it? So, I could be as confident as they come, but, if a woman wants sex, that isn't gonna matter.

 

[Silverlily]

If this is what women really want, how come most of the posts are from men?

 

[Black_Bird]

BAH! Confidence doesn't make the fact that I can't get an erection long enough for sex go away, now, does it? So, I could be as confident as they come, but, if a woman wants sex, that isn't gonna matter.

... I think you're just being bitter.

The point is, if you *honestly* are not comfortable with yourself, any confidence you seem to have will be translucent; people will see right through your attempts to be something you are not.

 

[Marxist]

So is telling the ho's that you live in the "apartment" above your mom's garage working any better?


Drop the sad sack BB, it's just lame.

 

[Black_Bird]

If this is what women really want, how come most of the posts are from men?

As HighSchoolJoke would say "They all be phaggots trying to mack up on me."

 

[ma_guy]

If this is what women really want, how come most of the posts are from men?

Oh yeah.. Sure, bring that up smarty-pants.

 

[Black_Bird]

Drop the sad sack BB, it's just lame.

Sad sack? Wha? What do you mean?

 

[Silverlily]

You make points your way, I'll make them mine.

(Oh hell, everything's mine...)

 

[GreenEyedGodess]

Yeah, Women do like men who are confident. Confident, not Players! There is a huge difference.

 

[Aquila]

Confidence is printing your dick on a business card, and your phone number. and randomly handing them out without a word.

 

[Black_Bird]

You make points your way, I'll make them mine.
(Oh hell, everything's mine...)

Huh? Okay, are you and marxist *working* on confusing me tonight? I think I need a drink...

 

[Marxist]

Sad sack? Wha? What do you mean?

Trent Reznor, teen darkness, tarot, and general lameness...it's all so so Joy Division 1988.

 

[Black_Bird]

Yeah, Women do like men who are confident. Confident, not Players! There is a huge difference.

That is my point.

 

[GreenEyedGodess]

I didn't mean for that to sound harsh!

 

[Black_Bird]

Trent Reznor, teen darkness, tarot, and general lameness...it's all so so Joy Division 1988.

Okay. So do you want me to take up football, listen to Garth Brooks and become a regular church goer? I can do that to make you happy. Sure, why not conform to your expectations, do what makes *you* happy for a change.

So tell me Marxist, just who *do* you want me to be like today?

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, and men like women for their personalities.



There are asshole guys and asshole girls, but I think generally both men and women like mates who treat them well and make them feel good.

 

[Black_Bird]

Yeah, and men like women for their personalities.



There are asshole guys and asshole girls, but I think generally both men and women like mates who treat them well and make them feel good.

I agree.

 

[Problem Child]

Okay. So do you want me to take up football, listen to Garth Brooks and become a regular church goer? I can do that to make you happy. Sure, why not conform to your expectations, do what makes *you* happy for a change.

So tell me Marxist, just who *do* you want me to be like today?

I want you to be just like Anna Nicole Smith's interior decorator, Bobby Trendy!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

We love Pink! Everything pretty in pink!

Wheeeee!

 

[Black_Bird]

I want you to be just like Anna Nicole Smith's interior decorator, Bobby Trendy!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

We love Pink! Everything pretty in pink!

Wheeeee!

*Chuckles* I'll get rainbowbright on that; I think she could pull it off better then I could.

 

[Marxist]

Okay. So do you want me to take up football, listen to Garth Brooks and become a regular church goer? I can do that to make you happy. Sure, why not conform to your expectations, do what makes *you* happy for a change.

So tell me Marxist, just who *do* you want me to be like today?

Don't be another arty suburban White guy alterna-faker...there's plenty of those guys to go around.

Develop a real personality not based on what others are (Garth Brooks fans and football fans are real people, not just an abstraction to be laughed at BTW) or aren't BUT WHAT YOU REALLY ARE.

I see you go on and on about how dismal your life is (it really isn't, you're just looking for girl-sympathy) ad nauseum and it makes me think about stomping your wind pipe to put you out of your whining misery.

I'd love to hear you talk about someone besides yourself and what's wrong or how you're limited. There are a lot of limitations but a whole lot more possibilities.

I mean c'mon, you're an almost-educated White guy in the world's richest democracy and you're going to complain about how you can't get a date? Nigga-pleaze.