Wifestealing!

[Stout chap]

Steal others' wives and lock them in your dungeon here!

 

[Rubyfruit]

I could go for being kidnapped in the middle of the night by a strong, handsome stranger, blindfolded and stolen away to a dungeon to be put to service.

 

[Nora]

I could go for being kidnapped in the middle of the night by a strong, handsome stranger, blindfolded and stolen away to a dungeon to be put to service.

Will you accept being snuck out of the house of your own free will (most likely giggling like schoolgirls the whole time) with a stubby not-so-stranger and taken to a bar for fun, frolic, alcohol, and being picked up by strange men (or failing that last part, a wonderful man-bashing session)?

Blindfold optional.

 

[Stout chap]

Why would Miss Rubyfruit want to do that when I look after her ever so well?

 

[Nora]

Cuz I want her for more than her impeccable breasts.

 

[Stout chap]

I'm afraid stealing wives is a prize in itself. The wives actually having good-features - such as impeccable breasts or superior literacy appreciations - is neither here nor there in the grand scheme of things.