Why???

[pleaz_me]

I was probably out camping somewhere.

*sigh* Perhaps another time

 

[pleaz_me]

Oh I hear you here! It's just not fair is it?!

No *sniffle* it's not fair at all

 

[Calvin]

Why do the most wonderfullest (is that a word?) people that you meet on the internet live sooooooooooooo far away?

a very very good question.... one I have been asking myself for the past 6 years.....

as for your questions.... When I was married, I never assumed anything about woman who posted on Lit.... in fact I try to never assume anything.....

and I have always found that woman are more concerned with what you do with it versus how big it is....

 

[sassykat]

Why is that when things just start to go right something happens to make you take 2 steps backwards again....?

 

[Flyin_Free]

I supose it's not a laughing matter, but I still do find it a bit amusing!

Well I suppose in retrospect it was LOL--all I could think of at the time was aakk, my eyes!

 

[hotniraq]

Why is that when things just start to go right something happens to make you take 2 steps backwards again....?

that is one of lifes cruel jokes on us. everytime we think it is good and you are getting ahead life has to smack you around and put you back in your place.

 

[sassykat]

that is one of lifes cruel jokes on us. everytime we think it is good and you are getting ahead life has to smack you around and put you back in your place.

Very cruel joke sometimes.

 

[hotniraq]

Very cruel joke sometimes.

yes it is, can't figure out how to make life stop playing jokes on me.

 

[pleaz_me]

Why is that when things just start to go right something happens to make you take 2 steps backwards again....?

AMEN!​

 

[koalabear]

Why not ?

 

[jazey_43]

why oh why???...

...does NO ONE ever eat the last peach in the fruit bowl????

I mean, c'mon!!!! It's no different than the first one!!!

 

[bashfull]

Howdy, ya'll

Ever have those puzzling questions you ask yourself or out loud to no one in particular? Post them here and perhaps someone might actually have the answer!


My question of the day... Why do married men automatically assume a woman is interested in him and that she's willing to have an affair with him just because she posts on Lit?

Alright, I have more

Why do men assume that women only want to see how big their cock is?

Hope ya'll don't mind me dropping in.

As for the first question...I always assume a woman is NOT interested in me though I am facinated by women who are "sexually liberated" and sexually self-aware and confident. 'Course, I find confidence in a woman incredibly attractive.

As for the second question, I never want to show my cock! Sides, at only 2 1/2 inches erect, it wouldn't even make an avatar. But I'm proportional! 2 1/2 inches ain't all that bad when you're a 400lb dwarf!

Question: Why do people always ask if you are attracted to their avatar, and the avatar is obviously a drawing? It may be erotic...but realism is the real turn on...at least for me.

So, there's my 2 cents. Rotten tomotoes and pity fuck lines form to the side please.

's ladies
^5 fellas

Bash

 

[bashfull]

Lmao

...does NO ONE ever eat the last peach in the fruit bowl????

I mean, c'mon!!!! It's no different than the first one!!!

*spewing coffee* Sorry, just had a mental reading this of a woman's "peach" in a bowl.

 

[Stryderthorongil]

Why?

Why do women obsess over the size of their breasts?

 

[Diamond_Girl]

Why do those men of a certain race think, just because you have a profile up anywhere (even a very g-rated one), you want to meet them for sex and to give them oral?

Why have three men here at Lit fallen in love with me when I'm not available to marry them/live with them/have their children, and they know this?

Why can't the married men with whom I chat have as open online relationships as DH and I do so I don't receive hate mail from their wives?

 

[thump]

How does a blind man know when he is done wipping his butt?

 

[pleaz_me]

Why is it that every time you reach a comfortable level in life the world comes crashing down around you?

 

[jazey_43]

*spewing coffee* Sorry, just had a mental reading this of a woman's "peach" in a bowl.

*ggls*

I like the way you think!!

 

[His_pita]

Why am I so forgetful and careless????

 

[pleaz_me]

Why does the boss think it's perfectly fine to adjust his balls in front of everyone in the office?

 

[Azuldrgon]

How do peanut farmers make money? There's planting the nuts, growing them, harvesting them, then sorting and packaging and transportation, and of course the salting! How do they do it so cheaply?!?!

Easy, volume. They sell a bunch and it helps pay for costs. Also, some are getting government subsidies.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Why does the boss think it's perfectly fine to adjust his balls in front of everyone in the office?

It's the boss thing. We think we can do anything anywhere cause we sign the checks.
pleaz btw.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Why am I so forgetful and careless????

You have a lot on your mind. Happens to all of us.

 

[pleaz_me]

It's the boss thing. We think we can do anything anywhere cause we sign the checks.
pleaz btw.

He doesn't sign the checks though His wife does

 

[Azuldrgon]

Why is it that every time you reach a comfortable level in life the world comes crashing down around you?

It's easy to appreciate the good things during the crash. It also keeps you living. Otherwise, you get too comfortable and not want to move.