Why do you hate blobfish?

[blobfish]

Even if you don't hate me, you must hate something about me. Post it here!

 

[blobfish]

I hate him because I have to be him every day.

 

[QueenLevitra]

I hate him because I have to be him every day.

Now I gots a sad.

Lit is not supposed to be about me getting a sad.

:slaps you HARD:

Look forward to your summer break ending or that pimple going away.

One moment at a time.

 

[blobfish]

Now I gots a sad.

Lit is not supposed to be about me getting a sad.

:slaps you HARD:

Look forward to your summer break ending or that pimple going away.

One moment at a time.

I don't like being slapped. You made me feel worse.

 

[QueenLevitra]

I don't like being slapped. You made me feel worse.

Tit for Tat.

Post your dicky.

I'll laugh and feel better.

 

[blobfish]

Tit for Tat.

Post your dicky.

I'll laugh and feel better.

You're back on that? I thought you wanted no part of my dicky because it would make you feel like a pedo or something.

 

[QueenLevitra]

You're back on that? I thought you wanted no part of my dicky because it would make you feel like a pedo or something.

I'm (this) bored.

So sue me.

 

[blobfish]

I'm (this) bored.

So sue me.

You've always wanted to see it! It calls to you, like a siren calls the vessels of lovelorn men to crash against the jagged rocks.

 

[blobfish]

I also hate him because I want to fit in.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

I also hate him because I want to fit in.

Just be your blobby self. Don't try to fit in. Then you'll hate yourself a lot less.

 

[blobfish]

Just be your blobby self. Don't try to fit in. Then you'll hate yourself a lot less.

I've tried that.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Just be your blobby self. Don't try to fit in. Then you'll hate yourself a lot less.

Excellent advice.

He won't take it.

 

[blobfish]

Excellent advice.

He won't take it.

I'll probably just continue post whoring in some lame attempt at gaining any signs of approval from people I will never meet. Maybe it will make me feel something.

 

[QueenLevitra]

I'll probably just continue post whoring in some lame attempt at gaining any signs of approval from people I will never meet. Maybe it will make me feel something.

All I care about is me and your post didn't do it for me.

 

[blobfish]

All I care about is me and your post didn't do it for me.

Nothing but a sadistic fucking would do anything for you.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Nothing but a sadistic fucking would do anything for you.

Can you feel it too?

 

[blobfish]

Can you feel it too?

I can feel myself slowly dying, if that's what you mean.

 

[pandapompom]

I think your pretty damn funny

 

[QueenLevitra]

I can feel myself slowly dying, if that's what you mean.

You don't know.

You don't know,

what death is.

 

[canadianpenny]

Nvm ...

 

[ChinaBandit]

I like blobfish.

I'd like him even more if he posted naked pics of his wife or girlfriend though!

 

[blobfish]

I think your pretty damn funny

Be careful with that sort of talk; people will accuse you of being a me.

 

[blobfish]

Nvm ...

Damn right "nvm." QL is a quality poster, and you should not be slinging your bullshit at her.

 

[blobfish]

I like blobfish.

I'd like him even more if he posted naked pics of his wife or girlfriend though!

You'll have to settle for my left hand.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Damn right "nvm." QL is a quality poster, and you should not be slinging your bullshit at her.

Hey, there's this puddle at the end of my circle drive, just sayin'.