Why Dilly Amuses Me

[Rubyfruit]

Mutual masturbation.

 

[Debbie]

Hi Ruby
Dilly amuses me too.
It's his mind I lust after, the rest of him is a bonus.
(If I wasn't married)
I can see it now, long walks on the beach hand on brain stem.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I thought that was mental masturbation...damn it! I miss out on all the fun!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hi Deb!

Yes, it's Dilly's mind that I want to fuck too.

Well, that and his monster cock.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I thought that was mental masturbation...damn it! I miss out on all the fun!

Rose, I'm starting to feel like you are rebuffing my advances.

I'm crushed. Truly.

You're my first female crush at lit. Well, almost the first. Who cares about numbers anyway?

 

[Debbie]

Hi Deb!

Yes, it's Dilly's mind that I want to fuck too.

Well, that and his monster cock.

While Dilly's at the gym we could all mutually mentally
mausturbate while thinking of him!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Rebuffed

Woman, have I been neglecting you? Is it a PM thing? I am hit and miss with those little suckers. You still put the cream on my strawberries. I promise.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Deb, I'm all up for masturbation. I'm feeling particularly horny today and have already been on my Sybian 3 times

Rose, as long as I'm the cream somewhere in your life, I'm happy.

 

[Rambling Rose]

After hopping on that Sybian three times, you're creamy enough for all of my nine lives and Dilly's monster cock!

 

[Rubyfruit]

You're a cat?

 

[NixonSmarterGee]

damn...you're a freak for real....but you look like one of those high yellow sistas. i've never been big on that.

shit, i'll give it a go. now what a dilly?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Re: You're a cat?

Haven't we had this discussion before?

http://www.dixeyland.com/art/catwoman.jpg

 

[Rubyfruit]

damn...you're a freak for real....but you look like one of those high yellow sistas. i've never been big on that.

shit, i'll give it a go. now what a dilly?

High yellow?

Rose, I knew you had a pussy, I just didn't know that you were one.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Nah, I'm just catty.

 

[Rhys]

Nah, I'm just catty.

Here kitty kitty kitty...


(sorry, couldn't resist...)

 

[Rubyfruit]

Sorry, Rhys, but Rose is busy lapping up my cream right now.

 

[Dillinger]

Slightly embarrased at this thread but not so much that its keeping me from bumping it up!

(Since its also doing a nice job of inflating my... uhm.... ego).

 

[Rubyfruit]

Who cares about your ego, Dilly.

How's the monster cock doing?

 

[Dillinger]

Over inflated as well... *grin*

 

[Guest]

i see you name again rubyfruit

you got any pics showing nipples? iwant you to smother me.

 

[Guest]

my est. is they hang at least 12-18 off you chest

am i right?

 

[Rubyfruit]

As long as it's inflated, Dilly.

Unregistered, are you stalking my tits?

 

[Rhys]

Sorry, Rhys, but Rose is busy lapping up my cream right now.

can I watch??

 

[Dillinger]

Stalking your tits?

More like trying to take up residency in them...

*grin*

 

[Rubyfruit]

*yawn, stretch*

Oops, Dilly just fell out of my tits.

Good morning sweetheart.