Why didn't this ad work?

[imrhapsody]

Humm, can you summarize it for me, I have fourteen other matches to go through.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I just need a little bug spray to take care of the problem.

Is it because I think you are as cute as a bug? No, it's because you are a pest.

HA!!!!!!! You'd be sad if you smooooshed me.

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Those ads feel a bit Cave man'ish. I would be afraid of being beaten with a club and dragged into a cave.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

CaveMan...that might be my new nickname for you!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fungatorgurl101]

What, I'm not good enough for you... How would you know it's gross... It's a lovely slip and slide. You'll feel like you're at the waterpark.

Isn't there a reason for waterparks to be highly chlorinated??

 

[thiscouldbtricky]

Everybody's got standards

Just because yours are high, doesn't mean you don't deserve to have them met. That being said, I think just the fact that you DO have so many requirements, might be turning off the women who actually fit them. No one is perfect.

 

[subdued_passion]

Isn't there a reason for waterparks to be highly chlorinated??

Waterparks have chlorine?!?


'Hey Ma, we can't be drinking that pool water any more.'

 

[Evilwriter]

Don't let then get you down

Don't let the lack of enthusiasm from the current poster get you down, C5 -- braided back hair is a much underrated attribute in a man. I suspect that if you were to actually post that pic, you responses would be much more interesting.