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Edensgarden said:
No need to leave the thread on my account. But if your Dom is calling you back, we have a gummy train arriving in a few that I'm sure you would be more than comfortable on.
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Hey my Dom is right here (its funny bone night again since no one wants to see our Indian asses getting violated... Donkey seemed really disappointed about it). Do you think I ever say or do anything without checking with him first? Obviously you have no clue about the essence of a Dom-sub relationship!


And I have no idea what kind of ref the whole gummy train was, but I'm not a skank and I won't get on a train. Only the cattle class use the train. My family owns donkeys ok. (Damn white people know nothing about our culture)
 
subdued_passion said:
Hey my Dom is right here (its funny bone night again since no one wants to see our Indian asses getting violated... Donkey seemed really disappointed about it). Do you think I ever say or do anything without checking with him first? Obviously you have no clue about the essence of a Dom-sub relationship!


And I have no idea what kind of ref the whole gummy train was, but I'm not a skank and I won't get on a train. Only the cattle class use the train. My family owns donkeys ok. (Damn white people know nothing about our culture)
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That's funny, I was going to say the exact same thing about your Dom. He doesn't seem to have a clue or to be in control of you.

But hey...Damn white people know nothing about the Dom-sub relationship as it relates to the Indian culture.....do we?
 
OK, I have to jump in on this.

It's clear you are highly educated,etc ...

But you're telling an extremely detailed story of what you want. It's MASSIVE overkill.

Short, sweet, and funny is usually the best way to go. Though you have managed to suck in a few interesting woman who I wouldn't mind getting to know LOL. So well done :)

Good luck to you in your search.
 
Edensgarden said:
That's funny, I was going to say the exact same thing about your Dom. He doesn't seem to have a clue or to be in control of you.

But hey...Damn white people know nothing about the Dom-sub relationship as it relates to the Indian culture.....do we?
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My Dom soooo has a clue unlike yours who probably didn't care care enough to get you a leash and only left you with a lolly to suck on.

I feel bad for you.

Now when did I say that the Dom-sub thing was Indian... there you go making assumptions again.

BTW my Dom has agreed to cum on cam right now for you if you dare face his awesomeness.

Sending you a PM.
 
sunshinegirl05 said:
Dude.....I can kick higher than your ankles. The knees are like head shots for me! I was aiming high!!!!!
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Hey, I think you're the midget s_p was looking to have climb inside her. I'll bring the HD video camera.
 
subdued_passion said:
What, I'm not good enough for you... How would you know it's gross... It's a lovely slip and slide. You'll feel like you're at the waterpark.

:D
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I'm not actually huge on water parks. But I am sure that there are many people out there who love water parks.
 
subdued_passion said:
My Dom soooo has a clue unlike yours who probably didn't care care enough to get you a leash and only left you with a lolly to suck on.

I feel bad for you.

Now when did I say that the Dom-sub thing was Indian... there you go making assumptions again.

BTW my Dom has agreed to cum on cam right now for you if you dare face his awesomeness.

Sending you a PM.
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Why do you feel bad for me? I'm in control of my lollipop and I suck on it any time I want. No leash required.

No you enjoy your little show like a good sub...*pats head*... and I'll give your Dum Dum a sucker to call your own.
 
I know why!

Your Ad didn't attract attract an intelligent, educated, debt free, funny 10 because she's putting her own Ad up seeking a clean living, debt free, funny, clit licking, intelligent, educated 10 who owns a five bedroom house (all with ensuites), employs a live in maid (who is a 5 with no kids or husband and speaks English well) because who wants to clean up your shit? Also, she's deciding if she wants to keep the $18,000 bracelet that was just delivered to her door, spend the weekend in Paris with Guy A or with Guy B on his fully crewed yacht. Or she could go suck Guy C's dick at his office, since he deposits ten grand a month into her checking account to keep her in an apartment close to his office. All her debt was paid off years ago when an Arab wanted to fuck her in all her holes all night long. She is always waxed, buffed, massaged and groomed because there is an account set up for her at the spa. A $170 Hot Stone Massage? No problem. Paid for by Him. If Him has to move on, then Him is replaced by another Him.
She is a writer and her royalties are amassing at a snowballing rate. Yep, in twenty years she will have all the youth restoring treatments. Lipo, Thermage, Facelift and go for guys twenty years younger.
She will not incubate your sperm to term. Ha! Destroy her figure for YOU? Never.
She has studied hypnosis, pick up artist techniques (the one where they pretend to know her but got a new phone and lost her number is hilarious) and so is immune to the "She'll love you if you're broke, short, fat, bald and unemployed!" crap.
Dream on. That's the only place you'll meet her. In your dreams. :rolleyes:
 
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But that doesn't explain why the second one didn't work either. ;)
 
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