Why did God put the ass in the back?

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

So that when the the fucker fucks the fuckee in the ass ans says:

'Honestly this won't hurt a bit', They don't have to look the other in the eye.


LOLROTFLMBOLOL

 

[mig]

If he hadn't he would have had to alter the knee joint.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

God put a womans ass so close to her pussy so when she gets drunk you can carry her home like a 6 pack. I thought everyone knew that.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I thought it was cause guys can't play with her breasts while danceing so has something to play with.

 

[riff]

Todd.....

In truth, the question itself is funnier ro me without the answer. I mean, imagine, you'd be crapping in front of you and all us guys would lokk really stupid perching our rearsides out at the urinal when we had to take a leak!

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Texan]

double posted.....

 

[Texan]

'cuz tgif (tits go in front). Keeps one balanced.

DA... now that I think of it..... if the tits were in the back, it sure would make hugging more fun...

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[shyybabe]

I don't ask why...........just enjoy studying them. All sizes and shapes and colors.

 

[alexandraaah]

So that when the the fucker fucks the fuckee in the ass ans says:

'Honestly this won't hurt a bit', They don't have to look the other in the eye.


LOLROTFLMBOLOL

I might contest that God had anything to do with the ass, much less its placement.

 

[SoftPeaches]

What you learn @ 3 am while watching the discovery channel

One might ask, why the ass in the back and the tits in the front? Why do women have tits at all? Ah, prepare to be enlightened!

The human female is the only female mammal that maintains full breasts throughout her life. Every other female mammal chest looks like that of the male unless nursing young. Why is this?
One word: Cleavage
Be it ass cleavage, or chest cleavage, men like it, and since we are the only mammals that stand up straight, we are the only mammals that need cleavage in the back and front to attract mates.