Why Caddlebear? Why?!

[Cadoras]

Thank you for your wisdom on this Caddlebear.. I did notice that after I tossed a minor hissyfit the doctor ordered the physical therapy folks to come visit her and get her walking around.

*Huge huggles!*

Well, that's good then! At least stuff is happening now.... And I guess a little nudge can help every now and then... You never know with these medical types...

Things will seem so much better when she's finally back on her feet!

*Huggles you some more*

 

[sunbunny3]

*Huge huggles!*

Well, that's good then! At least stuff is happening now.... And I guess a little nudge can help every now and then... You never know with these medical types...

Things will seem so much better when she's finally back on her feet!

*Huggles you some more*

Thanks for the huggles... *huggles back*

 

[Cadoras]

*giggles and huggles the poor misunderstood cweepy lovable Caddlebear*

Caddlebear?

So i bought some potato salad right?
In a little tub.
Cos i'm all about the gourmet.

*nods*

And all the way in the car, i was drooling at the thought of eating this potato salad of yumminess when I got to my meeting
I dweamt of the mushy starchy usually undercookedness being munched in my mouth for almost half an hour.

But when I finally got to my destination.
Lo and behold... unless I was a moroccan peasant...there was no eating implement with which to shovel this delicacy of delicious delicacyness into my mouth!

WHY, oh WHY CADDLEBEAR, do stupid chicken shop owner not give you cutleryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??

Oh! Potato salad in a tub? Yumminess! *Huggles the gourmet APplebear!*

Hmmmmmm.... *Briefly ponders whether APplebear is actually a moroccan peasant*

I'm undecided! But we'll go with no, for the moment....

Stupid chicken shop owners? No! Do you know how much less it costs not to give you low quality plastic cutlery? Entire cents! These Chicken Shop Owners are clearly planning for the future.... Inventing your cutlery money into technologies, like 6 legged, 8 winged monster chickens! That breathe fire and cook themselves! But only when they're the exact right weight and juiciness... You should be begging them not to give you cutlery, so that you can enjoy the delicacy of self-roasted chicken sooner!

*Shakes head sadly*

They're pioneers in their field! And if other people have to sacrifice a little convenience, for their great discoveries, is that really so horrible? I mean, you'll soon be able to pick exactly which part of the chicken you want, mere moments before it's cooked! I do have a solution for you though.... Carry your own cutlery... *Nods* It should solve all problems!

*Huggles APplebear hugely!*

 

[Cadoras]

Thanks for the huggles... *huggles back*

Caddlebears are full of huggles!

*Gives you heaps more!*

I'm sure you could use them

Hope you have a great day SunBunBum!

 

[Cadoras]

Hmmm...where to find a Shakespearean horse..... Is the ruff optional? *huggles for Caddlebear*

*rushes off to PM for photos*

Which brings me to another point. Why oh why, Caddlebear, do people put extraneous letters in words?? jodhpurs???

I'm pretty sure that you can get the ruffs later... And well... You might not even need one! Some horses don't need them to enhance their acting ability.... It's really more for the inexperienced ones that are trying to look fancy!

Oh! That's an easy one! *Nodulates*

There are actually several reasons for this.....

You see.... People enjoy making other people look stupid... It's just the way people are.... So they ask someone if they know how to spell a word.... It'll be a word not many people know, to start with.... So they add in letters that the person couldn't possibly guess, in places they shouldn't be.... That persons then thinks they can be really smart and do it to other people... And eventually everyone is using the wrong spelling of the word! Even though it makes no sense... Because they were told that was how to spell it.... *Sighs*

Then! We have the fact that back when these words were being made... People just weren't very smart.... So unfortunately.... The words never made a whole lot of sense... Oh, sure... You'd get some that made sense.... But in general? Kevin the Village Idiot was the one in charge of spelling all new words... And he kinda sucked at spelling.... Poor Kevin..... Oh well! *Huggles you*

There are a few more reasons... But those are a couple of the basic ones.... The other, major reason, which isn't really that surprising.... Is that some people just added in letters to words, to get rid of spare letters when they were playing scrabble... I believe this trend started a very long time ago.... A butcher by the name of Christopher Cribbins had an extra k... And you know how hard they are to get rid of.... So, he made his word, K-N-I-F-E... And his opponent challenged, claiming it wasn't a word... So, he pulled out a large Butcher's Knife and said "This, is a knife, it's real, wanna feel?" And that's why knife is spelled with a K, crazy scrabble playing butchers!

Erm, does that help?

*Smiles and huggles Lovemonster!*

 

[Cadoras]

BLEH

I'm still feeling bleh, I did as you suggested and tried to eliminate it but I burnt my eyebrows Why Caddlebear doesn't fire get rid of blehness?

*Blehhuggles the unblehed Caddlebear*

Uh oh! *Worries*

The blehness has become immune to fire? This is not a good thing! Have you tried um.... Freezing it? Things that are immune to fire tend to not do so well with cold... So it could be that if you lure the bleh into a giant freezer and close the door behind it, you can kill the bleh! I can't make any guarantees though... It's not the easiest thing to deal with.... Try it and let me know how it goes.....

*Huggles the Brave Essa!*

Good luck!

 

[Cadoras]

Not cweepy at all Caddle...pretty insightful actually *sticks out tongue at APpy*

I think you hit it right on the ummm...head. And I'm all about feeling my love (err, did I just say that?)

I now wonder why Caddlebears hop around in the morning though!

Good to know I'm normal...take that person who accused me of not being! If you say it, I know 'tis true!

Huggles and squeezies to you...I hope you get that hopping into doors thing figured out!

*Laughs and huggles Kaybutt!*

Yay! I didn't think it was cweepy! *Noddles*

That just seemed to be the best way to explain it....

Caddlebears don't hop around in the morning! It was night time here in Caddlebearland... So, that could explain that... Though a Caddlebear having the energy to hop around is something which is widely disputed....

Someone said you weren't normal? But surely they meant it in a good way! Maybe they called you extraordinary or something?

Don't worry! I can barely use hopping as a mode of travel... It would be very strange for me to actually manage it so effectively that I could make it to a door....

*Nods and smiles, leaving huggles for everyone!*

 

[Cadoras]

Hoorays and yays for Caddlebears

The GetBackers found it...............look *turns and wiggles bottom*.

You really are the most wonderful bear *huggles you*

*extra bottom wiggles to make sure tis still attached*

Yayses!

See? I told you they'd be able to help you! They's experts! *Noddles*

You should probably do your best to make sure it doesn't happen again though... These recovery jobs can be tricky!

*Huggles!*

 

[Essa]

Uh oh! *Worries*

The blehness has become immune to fire? This is not a good thing! Have you tried um.... Freezing it? Things that are immune to fire tend to not do so well with cold... So it could be that if you lure the bleh into a giant freezer and close the door behind it, you can kill the bleh! I can't make any guarantees though... It's not the easiest thing to deal with.... Try it and let me know how it goes.....

*Huggles the Brave Essa!*

Good luck!

Do you really think I can kill the bleh by locking it in the freezer, wouldn't I be arrested and sentenced to death by stoning?

Well you're the boss, if you don't think it will be to extreme I shall lure the bleh to the freezer straight away, do you mind if I take my vodka out first?

Hang on, what if the bleh refuses to be lured, will I be stuck with it forever?

*Huggles the know everything there is to know about bleh Caddlebear*

 

[Morrigu]

You are mistaken *Nods*

Caddlebear will wear a Tiara.

Caddlebear will wear bunny ears.

Caddlebear will wear flowers.

Caddlebear will parade around, while wearing dazzle dust.

But, if you try to get Caddlebear to wear a wig and high heels, he will be forced to call in Charles and Mister Lobster....

*Gwares*

I'm sure someone knows what I mean!

But the tiara would look yummy on the wig..............If you won't take my Lit Bonds and double for me who will? I mean we're so similar already........Oh I forgot the lady lump bits, yes they'd definitely be missed.

Is Mr Lobster your radish?

*Huggles you*

 

[Morrigu]

Yayses!

See? I told you they'd be able to help you! They's experts! *Noddles*

You should probably do your best to make sure it doesn't happen again though... These recovery jobs can be tricky!

*Huggles!*

Don't worry I've stuck it on very carefully and I've set up CCTV so my bottom is always being watched.

You really are the bestest of helpers and problem solvers oh wise Caddlebear.

*Bounces you twice*

 

[Cadoras]

Do you really think I can kill the bleh by locking it in the freezer, wouldn't I be arrested and sentenced to death by stoning?

Well you're the boss, if you don't think it will be to extreme I shall lure the bleh to the freezer straight away, do you mind if I take my vodka out first?

Hang on, what if the bleh refuses to be lured, will I be stuck with it forever?

*Huggles the know everything there is to know about bleh Caddlebear*

You'd never get in trouble for killing bleh!

There'd be celebrations, with munchkins dancing around and everything!

It'd be so much fun! *Jumps up and down cheering!*

Yays!

Yes, go right ahead and take the vodka out! You should never subject such a fine drink to the effects of extreme bleh! *Huggles the vodka protectively*

Don't worry! The bleh will be lured! But it doesn't move very fast, so you'll be able to escape from it! The cold should slow it down too.... It's a brilliant plan!

*Huggles the Apprentice Bleh Knowledge Knower Essa*

Urghles.... Caddlebear is exhausted....

Sleep time for Caddlebear!

*Waves to everyone and wanders off in search of sleepness*

 

[Essa]

You'd never get in trouble for killing bleh!

There'd be celebrations, with munchkins dancing around and everything!

It'd be so much fun! *Jumps up and down cheering!*

Yays!

Yes, go right ahead and take the vodka out! You should never subject such a fine drink to the effects of extreme bleh! *Huggles the vodka protectively*

Don't worry! The bleh will be lured! But it doesn't move very fast, so you'll be able to escape from it! The cold should slow it down too.... It's a brilliant plan!

*Huggles the Apprentice Bleh Knowledge Knower Essa*

Urghles.... Caddlebear is exhausted....

Sleep time for Caddlebear!

*Waves to everyone and wanders off in search of sleepness*

Wow real munchkins, can we eat them afterwards? *Eyes the delicious munchkins*

*starts luring the bleh*

Why is it moving so slow? Do you think it's eaten to many elephants feet?

The vodka is safe Caddlebear, I got to it way before the bleh did

*Throws a blanket of huggles over the tired Cadddlebear*

 

[kendra1980]

*Laughs and huggles Kaybutt!*

Yay! I didn't think it was cweepy! *Noddles*

That just seemed to be the best way to explain it....

Caddlebears don't hop around in the morning! It was night time here in Caddlebearland... So, that could explain that... Though a Caddlebear having the energy to hop around is something which is widely disputed....

Someone said you weren't normal? But surely they meant it in a good way! Maybe they called you extraordinary or something?

Don't worry! I can barely use hopping as a mode of travel... It would be very strange for me to actually manage it so effectively that I could make it to a door....

*Nods and smiles, leaving huggles for everyone!*

A big smoochie and huggle right back to you Caddlebear...

ah, yes. I have been told by one that my grip on reality is tenuous, at best...that implies abnormal, does it not???

It is good to have one knowledgable and wise, as yourself, to get confirmation that this person was wrong.




My question for today...

Why Caddlebear, why is it not alright to laugh at your own jokes? I do it all the time, and Denali keeps telling me it is not the done thing. I'm usually laughing about him, so he doesn't think it is funny...but it is! I promise!

 

[Cadoras]

But the tiara would look yummy on the wig..............If you won't take my Lit Bonds and double for me who will? I mean we're so similar already........Oh I forgot the lady lump bits, yes they'd definitely be missed.

Is Mr Lobster your radish?

*Huggles you*

Ooooooh! An easy to answer question.... Infact every question is easy to answer *Nods*

*Jumps up and down cheering for the easy questions!*

NO!

There, questions answered! Yay!

Not that Caddlebear doesn't love answering questions or anything.... It's just nice when Caddlebear can use a simple no

*Smiles and cheers happily*

 

[Cadoras]

Wow real munchkins, can we eat them afterwards? *Eyes the delicious munchkins*

*starts luring the bleh*

Why is it moving so slow? Do you think it's eaten to many elephants feet?

The vodka is safe Caddlebear, I got to it way before the bleh did

*Throws a blanket of huggles over the tired Cadddlebear*

Of course we can eat them! That's what munchkins are for.... What else could we possibly do with them? They're too mardy for us to paint them blue and pretend they're smurfs....

Hmmmmm... I think Bleh is always slow... It lacks the energy and motivation to actually move very quickly.... But it could be the elephant's feet too! Greedy bleh! *Gwares*

Yay for fast thinking Essa! You drank all the vodka before we even started trying to lure the bleh, didn't you? You're so brilliant! Always planning ahead *Huggles the smart Essa*

Awwwwww, huggle blankets! Yayses!

 

[Cadoras]

A big smoochie and huggle right back to you Caddlebear...

ah, yes. I have been told by one that my grip on reality is tenuous, at best...that implies abnormal, does it not???

It is good to have one knowledgable and wise, as yourself, to get confirmation that this person was wrong.




My question for today...

Why Caddlebear, why is it not alright to laugh at your own jokes? I do it all the time, and Denali keeps telling me it is not the done thing. I'm usually laughing about him, so he doesn't think it is funny...but it is! I promise!

Oh! No! Of course not..... I'm sure that they just meant you had slippery fingers and weren't that good at grasping reality *Nods* But I'm not sure that that's really much better.... *Scratches head*

Yes! They were wrong! I don't find you to be strange at all... And who knows to really grab reality? I'm sure reality doesn't enjoy it...

Gah! *Gwares at Denali*

Obviously Denali is not an expert on humour.... If you aren't laughing at your own jokes, how can other people possibly know that they're jokes? You need to be able to laugh at them for the purpose of establishing that what you've said is actually a joke! Without laughter attached, you could just be a deranged lunatic, does he want you to look like a deranged lunatic? Mean!

I am sure that whatever you're laughing about is funny! I mean, if it makes you laugh, how can it not be? That's the entire point of funny stuff! Just because he can't see that it's funny, doesn't mean it isn't You should share your Denali humour with people that can appreciate, if he insists on saying it's not funny... Just to prove that is

*Huggles huggles for you Kaybutt!*

Have a great weekend!

And that goes for everyone else too! *Huggles for all!*

 

[sunbunny3]

Thank you for all the huggles sent to my Babygirl.. she got released yesterday and is home snug in her own bed with her cat sleeping...

 

[kendra1980]

Thank you for all the huggles sent to my Babygirl.. she got released yesterday and is home snug in her own bed with her cat sleeping...

Now THAT is something to smile about.

 

[kendra1980]

Oh! No! Of course not..... I'm sure that they just meant you had slippery fingers and weren't that good at grasping reality *Nods* But I'm not sure that that's really much better.... *Scratches head*

Yes! They were wrong! I don't find you to be strange at all... And who knows to really grab reality? I'm sure reality doesn't enjoy it...

Gah! *Gwares at Denali*

Obviously Denali is not an expert on humour.... If you aren't laughing at your own jokes, how can other people possibly know that they're jokes? You need to be able to laugh at them for the purpose of establishing that what you've said is actually a joke! Without laughter attached, you could just be a deranged lunatic, does he want you to look like a deranged lunatic? Mean!

I am sure that whatever you're laughing about is funny! I mean, if it makes you laugh, how can it not be? That's the entire point of funny stuff! Just because he can't see that it's funny, doesn't mean it isn't You should share your Denali humour with people that can appreciate, if he insists on saying it's not funny... Just to prove that is

*Huggles huggles for you Kaybutt!*

Have a great weekend!

And that goes for everyone else too! *Huggles for all!*

Darling Caddlebear,

Slippery fingers were not what was meant, at all...but it matters not anyway! Hurt was the intent, amusement was the reaction. lol

Ohhhh, poor Denali, got the dreaded Caddlebear Gware. They are often ferocious, fearful things. He's tough, he can take it! *gware at him again!*

Obviously Denali is not an expert on humour.

OBVIOUSLY! *nodulating like crazy* I do believe I just had a major smile on that one, will have to hie my arse over to the smile thread now.

I shall save this post, and use it to point out that it is alright, next time it happens (so next time we talk. )

I doubt he wants me to look like a deranged lunatic. Good point.

I do believe I will take your, very good, advice, and begin sharing my Denali humor. OMG...I can feel his eye roll all the way here! I mean, purely in the sense of helping him understand it is alright and all. Not to tease and embarrass him, it is for his edification. Another good point.

So many questions, such great answers.

I must say to my post stalker, and non-humor expert~~~

I HAVE THE WORD OF AN AUTHORITY NOW...SO THERE!​

Caddlebear...snuggling you close and coating you in humungo huggles. You are the best!

~Kaybutt

 

[Essa]

Of course we can eat them! That's what munchkins are for.... What else could we possibly do with them? They're too mardy for us to paint them blue and pretend they're smurfs....

Hmmmmm... I think Bleh is always slow... It lacks the energy and motivation to actually move very quickly.... But it could be the elephant's feet too! Greedy bleh! *Gwares*

Yay for fast thinking Essa! You drank all the vodka before we even started trying to lure the bleh, didn't you? You're so brilliant! Always planning ahead *Huggles the smart Essa*

Awwwwww, huggle blankets! Yayses!

Yummy, I love to munch munchkins, there eyes are so gooey and scrumptious

Bleh to Bleh, it's just so damn bleh, I reckon if you can't beat a bleh, join 'em

*Hands Caddlebear an elephants foot* Watch that cream

I was so smart wasn't I? But why Caddlebear am I now sitting looking at an empty bottle?

*Masses of voddie breath stinking huggles for you*

 

[Cadoras]

Thank you for all the huggles sent to my Babygirl.. she got released yesterday and is home snug in her own bed with her cat sleeping...

I know I'm a little slow in replying.....

But this is wonderful to hear SunBunBum!

*Hugest huggles for you and your babygirl!*

I'm sure that she'll be better in no time!

 

[Cadoras]

Darling Caddlebear,

Slippery fingers were not what was meant, at all...but it matters not anyway! Hurt was the intent, amusement was the reaction. lol

Ohhhh, poor Denali, got the dreaded Caddlebear Gware. They are often ferocious, fearful things. He's tough, he can take it! *gware at him again!*

OBVIOUSLY! *nodulating like crazy* I do believe I just had a major smile on that one, will have to hie my arse over to the smile thread now.

I shall save this post, and use it to point out that it is alright, next time it happens (so next time we talk. )

I doubt he wants me to look like a deranged lunatic. Good point.

I do believe I will take your, very good, advice, and begin sharing my Denali humor. OMG...I can feel his eye roll all the way here! I mean, purely in the sense of helping him understand it is alright and all. Not to tease and embarrass him, it is for his edification. Another good point.

So many questions, such great answers.

I must say to my post stalker, and non-humor expert~~~

I HAVE THE WORD OF AN AUTHORITY NOW...SO THERE!​

Caddlebear...snuggling you close and coating you in humungo huggles. You are the best!

~Kaybutt

Amusement is always a good reaction! Much better than that evil hurtfulness... Caddlebears aren't great believers in hurtred... Yes, hurtred... Like hatred, but not.... *Noddles*

*Gwares at Denali some more!* Aha! That'll learn him! But are you sure he can take it? I mean, I wouldn't want him to collapse from gware induced stress..... *Worries about Denali*

Yays! Smiles! They're so much fun! *Nodses* Caddlebear likes smiles And yours were super fun! *Cheers!*

I just hope he sees that he was wrong.... I mean it's very obvious that he was.... You're far from being abnormal! Abnormal's all the way down the other end of the street! *Points*

Uh oh! It saw us! Run!

*Grabs Kaybutt and starts running!*

Oh! You've gotta fill us in on these wonderful jokes! Caddlebears love to hear funny Kaybutt jokes! *Gwares at Denali again* They are funny! I said so, so there!

Awwwwww! *Loads you down with huggles!*

Hope you have a wonderful day

 

[Morrigu]

Ooooooh! An easy to answer question.... Infact every question is easy to answer *Nods*

*Jumps up and down cheering for the easy questions!*

NO!

There, questions answered! Yay!

Not that Caddlebear doesn't love answering questions or anything.... It's just nice when Caddlebear can use a simple no

*Smiles and cheers happily*

I've very pleased you're so happy with an easy answer.......but you said NO to me........I don't think anyone has ever done that before and I'm a little shocked.

Does that mean 'never in a million years' no, or more like a 'maybe, possibly' no?

I'll have to go and lie down until the shock has worn off.

*Huggles you*

 

[Cadoras]

Yummy, I love to munch munchkins, there eyes are so gooey and scrumptious

Bleh to Bleh, it's just so damn bleh, I reckon if you can't beat a bleh, join 'em

*Hands Caddlebear an elephants foot* Watch that cream

I was so smart wasn't I? But why Caddlebear am I now sitting looking at an empty bottle?

*Masses of voddie breath stinking huggles for you*

That's exactly why they're called munchkins! The only other thing anyone could have possibly called them is crunchkins.... And they thought the munchkins might catch on if they did that.... *Sighs*

But you can beat a bleh! *Points at the empty bottle* Hit it with that!

Mmmmmm! *Munches on the elephant's foot* Yumminess!

Oh.... Sorry about that

It is Caddlebear's belief that your vodka has been abducted by aliens! Let us go to our super fancy spaceship and chase after those vodka thieving aliens!

*Opens the door to the spaceship*

Come along young Essa!

*Huggles the space traveller Essa*