Why Caddlebear? Why?!

[lovemonster]

I'm pretty sure that you can get the ruffs later... And well... You might not even need one! Some horses don't need them to enhance their acting ability.... It's really more for the inexperienced ones that are trying to look fancy!

Oh! That's an easy one! *Nodulates*

There are actually several reasons for this.....

You see.... People enjoy making other people look stupid... It's just the way people are.... So they ask someone if they know how to spell a word.... It'll be a word not many people know, to start with.... So they add in letters that the person couldn't possibly guess, in places they shouldn't be.... That persons then thinks they can be really smart and do it to other people... And eventually everyone is using the wrong spelling of the word! Even though it makes no sense... Because they were told that was how to spell it.... *Sighs*

Then! We have the fact that back when these words were being made... People just weren't very smart.... So unfortunately.... The words never made a whole lot of sense... Oh, sure... You'd get some that made sense.... But in general? Kevin the Village Idiot was the one in charge of spelling all new words... And he kinda sucked at spelling.... Poor Kevin..... Oh well! *Huggles you*

There are a few more reasons... But those are a couple of the basic ones.... The other, major reason, which isn't really that surprising.... Is that some people just added in letters to words, to get rid of spare letters when they were playing scrabble... I believe this trend started a very long time ago.... A butcher by the name of Christopher Cribbins had an extra k... And you know how hard they are to get rid of.... So, he made his word, K-N-I-F-E... And his opponent challenged, claiming it wasn't a word... So, he pulled out a large Butcher's Knife and said "This, is a knife, it's real, wanna feel?" And that's why knife is spelled with a K, crazy scrabble playing butchers!

Erm, does that help?

*Smiles and huggles Lovemonster!*

Why, Caddlebear, why can't I find a Shakespearian horse? I can find a Dickensian one. I can even find a Cromwellian one. But Shakespearian ones are very thin on the ground at the moment.

So you're telling me that the silent 'P' in pneumatic is all down to Christopher Cribbins and Scrabble? Is he a close relative of Bernard Cribbins? Yay! *huggles Caddlebear*

Why Caddlebear, why is it that whenever I get the opportunity of a triple word score at Scrabble, I only ever have the letters to make a word of about 4 points...

 

[Cadoras]

I've very pleased you're so happy with an easy answer.......but you said NO to me........I don't think anyone has ever done that before and I'm a little shocked.

Does that mean 'never in a million years' no, or more like a 'maybe, possibly' no?

I'll have to go and lie down until the shock has worn off.

*Huggles you*

Awwwwwwww! But you see...

When Caddlebear says no... It's 100% certain! *Nodulates*

No question there! It's actually "Never in a million billion years!"

And there's a bwahahahaha added in

So, I'm pretty sure it's a no *Nods*

I hope the nap helps! It'll still be a no though

Yay for no!

 

[sunbunny3]

I know I'm a little slow in replying.....

But this is wonderful to hear SunBunBum!

*Hugest huggles for you and your babygirl!*

I'm sure that she'll be better in no time!

Thank you Hun... *big bear hugs back* She told me to tell everyone thank you for all the hugs sent her way..

 

[Essa]

But, if you try to get Caddlebear to wear a wig and high heels, he will be forced to call in Charles and Mister Lobster....

*Gwares*

I'm sure someone knows what I mean!

I don’t belieeeveeeeeee it

I know your game mister...

Trying to get Charles and Mister Lobster to do your dirty work for you

Have you no shame?

Tell me the time and the place, I wouldn’t miss this for the world

 

[Essa]

That's exactly why they're called munchkins! The only other thing anyone could have possibly called them is crunchkins.... And they thought the munchkins might catch on if they did that.... *Sighs*

But you can beat a bleh! *Points at the empty bottle* Hit it with that!

Mmmmmm! *Munches on the elephant's foot* Yumminess!

Oh.... Sorry about that

It is Caddlebear's belief that your vodka has been abducted by aliens! Let us go to our super fancy spaceship and chase after those vodka thieving aliens!

*Opens the door to the spaceship*

Come along young Essa!

*Huggles the space traveller Essa*

I’d have quite preferred brunchkins myself, I often get peckish between breakfast and lunch, any chance we can change the name? I am EmprEssa Essa after all.

*Picks up the empty bottle and launches it at the bleh* Did I hit the bullseye?

Caddlebear!! Did I not ask you to be careful? *Munches on my elephants foot and splats Caddlebear right up his nose*

Fairs, fair *Huggles the unfortunate Caddlebear*

Woohoo we’re off on another adventure, chasing feckless, mardy, vodka thieving aliens, bagsy I drive

Hang on Caddlebear *Applies dazzle-dust* I’m ready.

*Helps the aged Caddlebear up the steps*

 

[Morrigu]

Hmmmm this has bothered me since I was little and no-one will give me a good answer.

Why Caddlebear are moles, those sweet little things, bashed on the head with a spade and hung out on the wire fence by farmers?

 

[Cadoras]

Why, Caddlebear, why can't I find a Shakespearian horse? I can find a Dickensian one. I can even find a Cromwellian one. But Shakespearian ones are very thin on the ground at the moment.

So you're telling me that the silent 'P' in pneumatic is all down to Christopher Cribbins and Scrabble? Is he a close relative of Bernard Cribbins? Yay! *huggles Caddlebear*

Why Caddlebear, why is it that whenever I get the opportunity of a triple word score at Scrabble, I only ever have the letters to make a word of about 4 points...

It's all because of the horse flu! You see.... There was actually a Shakespearean horse convention going on here when the horse flu hit..... So there's a lack of Shakespearean horses that are actually allowed to make public appearances.... Hopefully soon we'll be able to find a lot more around..... *Crosses fingers* Or the horse acting industry will suffer.... *Sighs*

Erm..... Yes! It's all his fault! Damn that Christopher Cribbins! And his evil twin brother Bernard Cribbins! *Shakes fist at the evil family of um, evil people!* You've heard of them before? I wasn't sure if many people had.... They're generally not mentioned.... Very bad! *Nods*

Oh! This is a good question for Caddlebear.... He plays scrabble lots..... And it's actually a combination of factors.... You see... The general playing style of most people, means that if they're going to open up a triple word score opportunity, they're going to make it utterly useless... So, you're generally stuck with something worth one point, in a really bad position.... And they've planned it out ahead so that you can only make really useless words there.... *Sighs* It's just the way of scrabble players! *Nodulates*

 

[Cadoras]

Thank you Hun... *big bear hugs back* She told me to tell everyone thank you for all the hugs sent her way..

Awwwwww.... I'm just glad to know that she's doing better....

*Loads more huggles for SunBunBum!*

I hope your Babygirl is feeling better every day!

 

[Cadoras]

I don’t belieeeveeeeeee it

I know your game mister...

Trying to get Charles and Mister Lobster to do your dirty work for you

Have you no shame?

Tell me the time and the place, I wouldn’t miss this for the world

But! You know Charles and Mister Lobster love that kind of thing.... They're very fun crustaceans! *Huggles Charles and Mister Lobster carefully*

*Looks around for shame*

Erm.... None here! Can you pick me some up from the pound shop? *Smiles hopefully at Essa and huggles her!*

I shall let you know

 

[Essa]

But! You know Charles and Mister Lobster love that kind of thing.... They're very fun crustaceans! *Huggles Charles and Mister Lobster carefully*

*Looks around for shame*

Erm.... None here! Can you pick me some up from the pound shop? *Smiles hopefully at Essa and huggles her!*

I shall let you know

Charles and Mister Lobster are to be handles with extreme care, you can't just let them loose on anyone

I'm off to the pound shop later as it happens, I'll collect you two lots of shame just in case you lose your shame again, always good to have some shame in reserve

By the way Caddlebear why have you no shame?

*Huggles the shameless Caddlebear*

 

[lovemonster]

It's all because of the horse flu! You see.... There was actually a Shakespearean horse convention going on here when the horse flu hit..... So there's a lack of Shakespearean horses that are actually allowed to make public appearances.... Hopefully soon we'll be able to find a lot more around..... *Crosses fingers* Or the horse acting industry will suffer.... *Sighs*

Erm..... Yes! It's all his fault! Damn that Christopher Cribbins! And his evil twin brother Bernard Cribbins! *Shakes fist at the evil family of um, evil people!* You've heard of them before? I wasn't sure if many people had.... They're generally not mentioned.... Very bad! *Nods*

Oh! This is a good question for Caddlebear.... He plays scrabble lots..... And it's actually a combination of factors.... You see... The general playing style of most people, means that if they're going to open up a triple word score opportunity, they're going to make it utterly useless... So, you're generally stuck with something worth one point, in a really bad position.... And they've planned it out ahead so that you can only make really useless words there.... *Sighs* It's just the way of scrabble players! *Nodulates*

It's shocking. No stock of vaccination anywhere to be found. I can't imagine what the next production of Romeo and Juliet is going to be like without it's leading stars *nods sadly* It'll be an equine disaster!

That Bernard Cribbins gets everywhere you know. I think he stole some of my letters last time I played him at scrabble *mad glare* Of course, he often gets mistaken for Christopher Biggins, who's not a scrabble letter stealer at all, but a very odd man with a strange taste in glasses and a penchant for wearing ladies clothes. You can understand how the two get confused though.

Remind me not to play scrabble with you, Caddlebear, I have a feeling I'd lose quite badly.

One more question....why Caddlebear, why do people in glass houses throw stones?

 

[asian_princess]

*sits down to rest my feet here for awhile*

Hey Caddlebear,

Why, oh why is it rude to go up to complete strangers and ask them for a foot massage?



*huggles and takes a picutre of your mutant foot and runs off*

 

[Cadoras]

I’d have quite preferred brunchkins myself, I often get peckish between breakfast and lunch, any chance we can change the name? I am EmprEssa Essa after all.

*Picks up the empty bottle and launches it at the bleh* Did I hit the bullseye?

Caddlebear!! Did I not ask you to be careful? *Munches on my elephants foot and splats Caddlebear right up his nose*

Fairs, fair *Huggles the unfortunate Caddlebear*

Woohoo we’re off on another adventure, chasing feckless, mardy, vodka thieving aliens, bagsy I drive

Hang on Caddlebear *Applies dazzle-dust* I’m ready.

*Helps the aged Caddlebear up the steps*

Oh! Of course.... We have now officially changed their name to "Munchy, Crunchy, Brunchkins... I do hope that is suitable... If not... Well... I'm sure they'd be open to negotiations! They are a snackfood, after all!

Ooooooh! 50 points for Essa! Yay! You got that bleh square between the eyes!

*Gasps and splutters!* Hey! Watch it with the elephant foot cream! That stuff is hard to breathe through! Almost like cream or something..... *Glances about worriedly*

Yay! *Huggles the drunken, spaceship driving Essa!* Which way did they go though? *Slowly climbs spaceship steps, while applying dazzledust*

We'll catch them in no time! Come back evil aliens!

 

[Cadoras]

*sits down to rest my feet here for awhile*

Hey Caddlebear,

Why, oh why is it rude to go up to complete strangers and ask them for a foot massage?



*huggles and takes a picutre of your mutant foot and runs off*

APplebears! Yays!

Ums....

Caddlebear happens to know that it's only wrong to ask complete strangers for a foot massage if you have furry hobbit feet.... *Glances meaningfully at snake* So! Since APplebear has luffly feet, strangers shouldn't have a problem with APplebear asking them for a foot massage.... But, is APplebear asking them the right way? Cos if you just say "Rub my feet" They might get confused.... *Hands APplebear the 672 page book of foot massage asking for etiquette*

That should help!

*Huggles APplebear lotses!*

 

[Cadoras]

Charles and Mister Lobster are to be handles with extreme care, you can't just let them loose on anyone

I'm off to the pound shop later as it happens, I'll collect you two lots of shame just in case you lose your shame again, always good to have some shame in reserve

By the way Caddlebear why have you no shame?

*Huggles the shameless Caddlebear*

Sure we can! Charles and Mister Lobster are very outgoing! They love meeting new people.... We can let them make friends with lots of peoples! *Noddles* They'll have so much fun!

Ooooh! Two lots? That's more shame than I've ever had in the history of everness! Are you sure I'll need so much though? *Worries about having oodles and oodles of shame* I'm sure it'll be okay though!

Oh um.... Caddlebears don't use shame... It's just so overrated.... I guess some people find uses for it... But not Caddlebears! It's like how some people use umbrellas.... But the rain is so nice... So you don't really have to have one That's how Caddlebears feel about shame!

*Huggles the sweet Essa!*

 

[asian_princess]

APplebears! Yays!

Ums....

Caddlebear happens to know that it's only wrong to ask complete strangers for a foot massage if you have furry hobbit feet.... *Glances meaningfully at snake* So! Since APplebear has luffly feet, strangers shouldn't have a problem with APplebear asking them for a foot massage.... But, is APplebear asking them the right way? Cos if you just say "Rub my feet" They might get confused.... *Hands APplebear the 672 page book of foot massage asking for etiquette*

That should help!

*Huggles APplebear lotses!*

Awww Caddlebear!!!

*plonks Caddlebear ever so luffingly*

How'd you know?! I DO have luffly feet..and they are LufFING , too!!

*nods and listens carefully*

Applebear is the Martha Stewart of feet etiquette.

That's right.
I sell stocks that are whispered to be highly lucrative...but only the ones pertaining to my foots.

*giggles at Caddlebear saying "rub my feet"*

*records it so she can listen to it over and over again*

Why, Caddlebear why do you think APplebear might not get the job if she went to an interview and half way through it she got a text message alert...which was the recording of Caddlebear saying "rub my feet!"?

 

[Cadoras]

It's shocking. No stock of vaccination anywhere to be found. I can't imagine what the next production of Romeo and Juliet is going to be like without it's leading stars *nods sadly* It'll be an equine disaster!

That Bernard Cribbins gets everywhere you know. I think he stole some of my letters last time I played him at scrabble *mad glare* Of course, he often gets mistaken for Christopher Biggins, who's not a scrabble letter stealer at all, but a very odd man with a strange taste in glasses and a penchant for wearing ladies clothes. You can understand how the two get confused though.

Remind me not to play scrabble with you, Caddlebear, I have a feeling I'd lose quite badly.

One more question....why Caddlebear, why do people in glass houses throw stones?

Apparently they're having to send out to France to get some! Though, I'm not sure exactly what those French people are doing with it.... Do the French even have horses? Hmmmmmm.... *Eyes the French suspiciously* I can't be sure.... They might be up to something! Romeo and Juliet? With inferior animals? What will it be? Goats? Maybe chickens! *Sigh* It just won't be the same....

Well, of course I can see how the two get confused! I mean... It's not unusual to see that evil Bernard Cribbins prancing around in a frilly dress.... He thinks it distracts people from his scrabble cheating.... *Glares!* But he'll get what's coming to him.... One of these days! Just wait until those Christopher Biggins haters catch up with him... He'll be in a world of pain! And you know it's gonna happen *Nods*

No! Caddlebear is horrible at scrabble! *Nods* No worries about playing scrabble with Caddlebear, honest!

Caddlebear has a theory on this... You see... If you've ever been in a glasshouse... You'll notice that they're really rather hot... Far too hot to spend prolonged lengths of time in... But! If you're one of those crazy people that just insists on living in one.... You'll sometimes get the urge for a little fresh air.... So, since your glasshouse is so poorly designed, you'll need to throw a rock at a window to get a little fresh air.... It's not a very good idea... But who ever said that people that live in glass houses were smart?

Or... Maybe they're just stupid in general, and don't think..... But, I can't be too sure!

*Huggles for you!* Yay!

 

[Cadoras]

Caddlebear shall finish answering and stuffs later! Promise!

*Leaves a herd of huggles to guard the thread!*

Caddlebear be back!

 

[asian_princess]

Caddlebear shall finish answering and stuffs later! Promise!

*Leaves a herd of huggles to guard the thread!*

Caddlebear be back!

*sneaks in*​

*swipes the huggles and dips them into white chocolate fondue*​

*streaks wildly out, face covered in white chocolate and huggle crumbs*​

 

[sunbunny3]

*sneaks in*

*swipes the huggles and dips them into white chocolate fondue*​

*streaks wildly out, face covered in white chocolate and huggle crumbs*​

Hey!!! Did you leave any white chocolate fondue dipped huggles for the rest of us????

*looks around the room, searching for huggles*
Oh look... fondue slime.. leading to a batch of huggles hiding behind the sofa.
Yay!!! politely grabs a few huggles and leaves the rest for everyone else..

Yummy huggles! *nods at Applebear for dipping them* good choice..

 

[Essa]

Oh! Of course.... We have now officially changed their name to "Munchy, Crunchy, Brunchkins... I do hope that is suitable... If not... Well... I'm sure they'd be open to negotiations! They are a snackfood, after all!

Ooooooh! 50 points for Essa! Yay! You got that bleh square between the eyes!

*Gasps and splutters!* Hey! Watch it with the elephant foot cream! That stuff is hard to breathe through! Almost like cream or something..... *Glances about worriedly*

Yay! *Huggles the drunken, spaceship driving Essa!* Which way did they go though? *Slowly climbs spaceship steps, while applying dazzledust*

We'll catch them in no time! Come back evil aliens!

Damn, I was hoping for Munchy Crunchy Yumchy Brunchkins, do snack foods negotiate? What could we negotiate with….hmmm…I know, if they don’t do as we say we’ll eat them

Woohoo, how many points will I get if I hit the bleh circle?

Gosh Caddlebear, do you have to be so mardy *Scoops the cream out of Caddlebears nose and shoves it down his throat* Better?

*Huggles the dazzle dust wearing Caddlebear* Erm…I think they went up *Starts the engine* Speedy on, they’re escaping with my precious cargo

 

[lovemonster]

Apparently they're having to send out to France to get some! Though, I'm not sure exactly what those French people are doing with it.... Do the French even have horses? Hmmmmmm.... *Eyes the French suspiciously* I can't be sure.... They might be up to something! Romeo and Juliet? With inferior animals? What will it be? Goats? Maybe chickens! *Sigh* It just won't be the same....

Well, of course I can see how the two get confused! I mean... It's not unusual to see that evil Bernard Cribbins prancing around in a frilly dress.... He thinks it distracts people from his scrabble cheating.... *Glares!* But he'll get what's coming to him.... One of these days! Just wait until those Christopher Biggins haters catch up with him... He'll be in a world of pain! And you know it's gonna happen *Nods*

No! Caddlebear is horrible at scrabble! *Nods* No worries about playing scrabble with Caddlebear, honest!

Caddlebear has a theory on this... You see... If you've ever been in a glasshouse... You'll notice that they're really rather hot... Far too hot to spend prolonged lengths of time in... But! If you're one of those crazy people that just insists on living in one.... You'll sometimes get the urge for a little fresh air.... So, since your glasshouse is so poorly designed, you'll need to throw a rock at a window to get a little fresh air.... It's not a very good idea... But who ever said that people that live in glass houses were smart?

Or... Maybe they're just stupid in general, and don't think..... But, I can't be too sure!

*Huggles for you!* Yay!

*Huggles for Caddlebear*

Ummm....*whispers*....don't they eat their horses in France?? What would they need to stockpile the vaccine for? I bet they've run out of edible horses and want to trade for some of our ones But they're not getting their hands on our shakespearian horses, no way, jose!! And I think chickens would spoil Romeo and Juliet. Ducks, however.....

Is that why he wears the dress??? I thought he just did it for a hobby at the weekends.... *grins* And those Biggin haters will be all over him soon, that'll teach him to cheat at scrabble *hah!*

OK, triple word score.....Z-E-B-R-A....how many points do I get, Caddlebear??

Oh, they are silly indeed, Caddlebear, why don't they just open the door and let in some fresh air instead? *rolls eyes at silly glass-house-living-stone-throwing people*

Ok...why, Caddlebear, why can you lead a horse to water but not get him to drink?

 

[Essa]

Sure we can! Charles and Mister Lobster are very outgoing! They love meeting new people.... We can let them make friends with lots of peoples! *Noddles* They'll have so much fun!

Ooooh! Two lots? That's more shame than I've ever had in the history of everness! Are you sure I'll need so much though? *Worries about having oodles and oodles of shame* I'm sure it'll be okay though!

Oh um.... Caddlebears don't use shame... It's just so overrated.... I guess some people find uses for it... But not Caddlebears! It's like how some people use umbrellas.... But the rain is so nice... So you don't really have to have one That's how Caddlebears feel about shame!

*Huggles the sweet Essa!*

*Calms the confused Caddlebear* Charles and Mister Lobster are trained killers, exactly which friends were you wanting them to meet? *Eyes Caddlebear suspiciously*

Sure you can have two lots of shame, I’ve got 379 lots and I don’t care *Wallows in shame*

Hmmm, is Caddlebear sure he’s never felt any shame in everness? What about the time you wore that pink tutu and a ribbon in your hair?

Why Caddlebear does my dogs breath smell worse than my feet?

*Superduper huggles for the superduperly sweet Cadlebear*

 

[Gracie29]

Ohhh, Caddlebear! I have a question for you! Although . . . it's not a "why" question, it's a "how" question . . . I'm currently in a debate with a really weird (but totally lovable friend *nods*) and I'm hopin' you can settle it by tellin' me how exactly is it possible to hide somethin' that doesn't exist?

 

[Cadoras]

Awww Caddlebear!!!

*plonks Caddlebear ever so luffingly*

How'd you know?! I DO have luffly feet..and they are LufFING , too!!

*nods and listens carefully*

Applebear is the Martha Stewart of feet etiquette.

That's right.
I sell stocks that are whispered to be highly lucrative...but only the ones pertaining to my foots.

*giggles at Caddlebear saying "rub my feet"*

*records it so she can listen to it over and over again*

Why, Caddlebear why do you think APplebear might not get the job if she went to an interview and half way through it she got a text message alert...which was the recording of Caddlebear saying "rub my feet!"?

*Takes notes*

How can Caddlebear get involved in the foot stockmarket? He wasn't actually aware it was such a lucrative business.... But he is interested!

Is it in any way related to shoe stocks? Because Caddlebear knows that those are very important stocks indeed! *Noddles*

*Huggles APplebear happily!*

Yays!

Ums.... Well! It's obvious why APplebear wouldn't get the job under those circumstances.... APplebear should know that if she's gonna have such a cool message alert sound.... She should always offer it to other people the moment she meets them.... You have to share these things! Or people get jealous and want to see you fail.... Mean people.... *Gwares at them!* If you don't want to share it... You have to set it to silent *Nods*