Why Caddlebear? Why?!

I think we're keeping the great Caddlebear hopping with answering all our questions.




Why Caddlebear, why is it that sometimes, he makes me so happy I shiver. What would cause such a phenomena? Is it normal? :confused:

Huggles galore for you, great one.

Kaybutt
 
asian_princess said:
APplebear begs to differ.

But not tewwing you about what.

*huggles and gwins*

you can figure it out!

*giggles and pokes caddlebear to see how the progress of fattening up is coming along*

:nana: :nana: :nana:

Yes, I know :p

*Huggles the APplebear!*

Hey! There's no eating of the Caddlebear!

Not now, not ever! *Puts foot down*
 
Cadoras said:
Yes, I know :p

*Huggles the APplebear!*

Hey! There's no eating of the Caddlebear!

Not now, not ever! *Puts foot down*
Yay! *huggles* more pwease!

*giggles*

I didn't say anyfing about eating you, Caddlebear.
But since we're on the topic...totally hypothetically, would you prefer to be stewed or roasted?

*watches Caddlebear put his foot down in the pot of water*

Stewed it is!

*huggles Caddlebear and mutters some sort of formula under my breath*

2 cloves garlic
5 potatoes
1 eye of newt....
 
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Morrigu said:
*sighs* Your wisdom knows no bounds Caddlebear.............I suppose I could get lots of free food out of the game.............and tis only a date if tongues are involved, so by biting mine I could still be dateless.

You don't think in this case cloning might help? A cloned me to send out there, while the happy with onenss me carried on with my uninterrupted happy?

*Huggles Caddlebear tightly for his infinite erm stuff* :kiss:

Hmmmmmmms!

Well... You know cloning is never the answer.... It may sound great and all... But then you're stuck with a whole bunch of clones, just running around crazily.... And none of the clones want to do the unpleasant stuff either.... What you really need to do, is hire a double, so they can go in your place.... Then they're getting paid to do it, so they won't actually mind... And you're free to do whatever you want to! :)

See? It works! And I think it may still end up far cheaper than cloning... Unless you have some super cheap cloning technology.... But I have some doubts about that, you don't want your cheaply made clones falling apart or something....

Yes, that will do it :)

*Hugs!* Yaynesses! :)
 
lovemonster said:
Thank you Caddlebear! *huggles for you*

Ummm.....APplebear won't give me her girly jewwy babies, can you suggest any methods by which I can persuade her to give up the goodies? :D

You're welcome! Yay! :)

Caddlebear is just glad we're past the talk of jewwy baby wiwwies!

Okay.... Caddlebear happens to have a very effective solution to your problem.... Infact, Caddlebear has multiple solutions.... I am sure that APplebear will let you borrow some of her girly jewwy babies if you offer to pay her phone bill for her.... She'll be so overwhelmed with joy, that she'll just instantly agree! You'll be overflowing with girly jewwy babies! *Nodulates*

OR!

You could try offering to buy her a horse.... I know she wants a pet horse! But make sure it's a super pretty horse! They help to attract guys *Nods* You'll get oodles and oodles of Jewwy Girlies that way! But, I have to warn you... If you just offer her money, it probably won't work..... She's very picky! *Nods*

*Huggles Lovemonster!*

You'll get your Jewwies!
 
kendra1980 said:
Dear and all knowing Caddlebear,

I see now that I must wait patiently for Sleep to forgive me, and just lie for minutes (or in some cases, hours) as it comes to term with its anger at my interrupting its work.

I would also like to thank you for the other huggles you sent the other night, they made me smile, which helped take away from my frustration with Sleep being so very evil.

*oh, and I listened to your rant then too :D*

You are the best. It's always good to have a place to come with those hard to answer questions, and know they will be given a thorough study, and most knowledgeable reply.

Squishy, hold you tight for long seconds, huggles to you, sweetest, smartest, most patient, Caddlebear!

Kaybutt :heart:

Awwwww! Kaybutt! :)

You listened to my ranting? *Huggles you* I'm so sorry for that!

I'm sure that one day... You'll manage to befriend sleep... And at that time... It might even let you sneak off for some small reason and come back to it.... You could be asleep in mere moments.... It may sound like I'm being crazy! But it does happen.... Sleep is a good friend to have :)

*Sends you a fresh batch of huggles*

We can't have you running out! And you know, Caddlebear always has lots!

Well.... I do try to give the questions all the thought I can! They do deserve a proper answer.... It's not like you can just make something up and be done with it! That would just be silly *Nods*

Ooooooh! Those are some very fancy huggles there Kaybutt! :)

*Gives you some snuggly, huggly Caddlebear huggles!*

Hope you have a wonderful day! :rose:
 
asian_princess said:
Yay! *huggles* more pwease!

*giggles*

I didn't say anyfing about eating you, Caddlebear.
But since we're on the topic...totally hypothetically, would you prefer to be stewed or roasted?

*watches Caddlebear put his foot down in the pot of water*

Stewed it is!

*huggles Caddlebear and mutters some sort of formula under my breath*

2 cloves garlic
5 potatoes
1 eye of newt....

Awwwwwwses! *Gives APplebear oodles more huggles!*

Hmmmmmmm.... Definitely stewed... *Nods*

Just start heating the water, Caddlebear is tiwed... A nice relaxing stewing would be soooooo good! :)

Are we gonna have chips with the Caddlebear? Chips go great with Caddlebears!

*Smiles and waves to everyone!*

Caddlebear is gonna get cooked now, but he'll answer everyone's questions later, promise! :)
 
Why is it oh wise Caddlebear that the hospital will not release my babygirl cuz she is to weak to get up and walk around but not do anything but make her lay in bed all day???
 
Cadoras said:
You're welcome! Yay! :)

Caddlebear is just glad we're past the talk of jewwy baby wiwwies!

Okay.... Caddlebear happens to have a very effective solution to your problem.... Infact, Caddlebear has multiple solutions.... I am sure that APplebear will let you borrow some of her girly jewwy babies if you offer to pay her phone bill for her.... She'll be so overwhelmed with joy, that she'll just instantly agree! You'll be overflowing with girly jewwy babies! *Nodulates*

OR!

You could try offering to buy her a horse.... I know she wants a pet horse! But make sure it's a super pretty horse! They help to attract guys *Nods* You'll get oodles and oodles of Jewwy Girlies that way! But, I have to warn you... If you just offer her money, it probably won't work..... She's very picky! *Nods*

*Huggles Lovemonster!*

You'll get your Jewwies!

OK Caddlebear, seeing as how you know APplebear so well.....would she prefer a roan or a palomino? And how many hands should it be? And what does she look like in a pair of jodhpurs?? :D

*huggles Caddlebear*
 
Cadoras said:
Hmmmmmmms!

Well... You know cloning is never the answer.... It may sound great and all... But then you're stuck with a whole bunch of clones, just running around crazily.... And none of the clones want to do the unpleasant stuff either.... What you really need to do, is hire a double, so they can go in your place.... Then they're getting paid to do it, so they won't actually mind... And you're free to do whatever you want to! :)

See? It works! And I think it may still end up far cheaper than cloning... Unless you have some super cheap cloning technology.... But I have some doubts about that, you don't want your cheaply made clones falling apart or something....

Yes, that will do it :)
*Hugs!* Yaynesses! :)

Well a cheap clone would never do, they'd know it wasn't me........I have expensive tastes you know. :D

I do like the idea of hiring a double, so how much will it cost me? Here's a red wig and a pair of heels............I think you'd be perfect Caddlebear ;)

*huggles and huggles and huggles till your out of puff* :kiss:
 
sunbunny3 said:
Why is it oh wise Caddlebear that the hospital will not release my babygirl cuz she is to weak to get up and walk around but not do anything but make her lay in bed all day???
no answer...i'm not as wise as my Caddlebear.

Just a quiet hug and snuggle.
Just to give you a quiet place to be and collect your thought before your days starts.

Just sitting here quietly with you so you know you're never really alone.

*hugs*

Have a good day, my sunbunbum :rose: :)
 
Morrigu said:
Caddlebear..............someone has pinched my bottom :eek:

It was there last time I looked, but I'm not sure when that was as I don't peek that often. No ransome note has been received. Being rather attached to it I would quite like it back and could do with advice on where to start looking.

*bounces all over you, with huggles thrown in* :kiss: :)

Hmmmmmmmms! Are you sure? Why would someone do such a thing? *Gasps in shock!* I can't imagine someone carrying out such a truly horrendous act!

*Glances around worriedly*

The fiends! Something must be done to put a stop to this! We can't have anything like it happen ever again! *Sighs sadly*

Caddlebear isn't actually a detective... So he's not sure how he can you help you find it.... *Ponders and hands you a card* Give these guys a call! I am positive they'll be able to help you! :)

*Nods and hugs you!*

Best of luck! :)
 
sunbunny3 said:
Why is it oh wise Caddlebear that the hospital will not release my babygirl cuz she is to weak to get up and walk around but not do anything but make her lay in bed all day???

Firstly.... *Super huge huggles for you SunBunBum!*

I really have to admit to not having the answers here.... But I can try.... It's possible that the hospital is doing what they feel will be best for her in the long run... Perhaps by making her stay in bed, they think that she can regain strength, so she'll become strong enough to get out, eventually... They might be worried that if she stresses her body too much, things could go wrong... I want to believe that they're doing their best.... *Gives you loads more huggles* Sometimes, time is what is best for a person....

I wish I could be more help, but, I do hope that she will be okay :rose:

*Loads you up with huggles*

My thoughts are with you both...
 
kendra1980 said:
I think we're keeping the great Caddlebear hopping with answering all our questions.




Why Caddlebear, why is it that sometimes, he makes me so happy I shiver. What would cause such a phenomena? Is it normal? :confused:

Huggles galore for you, great one.

Kaybutt

*Hops around sleepily*

I hope I don't hit a door.... Though, that's probably too much to hope for.... *Sighs and gwares at the clumsy Caddlebear*


Oh! You've experienced that magical thing? I don't think I'd call it abnormal... It's actually the human version of an earthquake... It's the kind of thing that builds up slowly and a slight shift in the way you're thinking triggers localised seismic activity... The kind of which can very easily cause a shiver, or even, in extreme cases, hit you so hard you're brought to your knees... It's those feelings, those body moving moments that make you really feel your love.... The intensity of your emotions.... *Smiles and huggles you*

So, perfectly normal! Yay! :)
 
Cadoras said:
*Hops around sleepily*

I hope I don't hit a door.... Though, that's probably too much to hope for.... *Sighs and gwares at the clumsy Caddlebear*


Oh! You've experienced that magical thing? I don't think I'd call it abnormal... It's actually the human version of an earthquake... It's the kind of thing that builds up slowly and a slight shift in the way you're thinking triggers localised seismic activity... The kind of which can very easily cause a shiver, or even, in extreme cases, hit you so hard you're brought to your knees... It's those feelings, those body moving moments that make you really feel your love.... The intensity of your emotions.... *Smiles and huggles you*

So, perfectly normal! Yay! :)
*scrunches face up*

Caddlebear.
You're cweepy.

This is a pervy answer!!

:nana:
 
lovemonster said:
OK Caddlebear, seeing as how you know APplebear so well.....would she prefer a roan or a palomino? And how many hands should it be? And what does she look like in a pair of jodhpurs?? :D

*huggles Caddlebear*

Well... After much thought.... I think I have worked out the exact kind of horse she's looking for.... But it's going to be very tricky to get one..... I've heard rumours that APplebear really wants a horse with acting experience.... Possibly classically trained.... The horse needs to be very good on stage and comfortable with it's fellow actors.... *Nods*

The size of the horse, or even the breed, is vastly less important than it's acting experience... No amateur theatre horses here! Only the finest of shakespearean horses will do!

*Smiles happily*

Oh, um.... I think you'll need to get her to send you photos, if you want to know what she looks like in jodhpurs! I can't just tell you... :)

*Huggles for Lovemonster!*
 
asian_princess said:
*scrunches face up*

Caddlebear.
You're cweepy.

This is a pervy answer!!

:nana:

It is not a pervy answer!

*Defends the innocent Caddlebear!*

Poor, misunderstood Caddlebear.....

*Huggles APplebear!*
 
Cadoras said:
It is not a pervy answer!

*Defends the innocent Caddlebear!*

Poor, misunderstood Caddlebear.....

*Huggles APplebear!*
*giggles and huggles the poor misunderstood cweepy lovable Caddlebear*

Caddlebear?

So i bought some potato salad right?
In a little tub.
Cos i'm all about the gourmet.

*nods*

And all the way in the car, i was drooling at the thought of eating this potato salad of yumminess when I got to my meeting
I dweamt of the mushy starchy usually undercookedness being munched in my mouth for almost half an hour.

But when I finally got to my destination.
Lo and behold... unless I was a moroccan peasant...there was no eating implement with which to shovel this delicacy of delicious delicacyness into my mouth!

WHY, oh WHY CADDLEBEAR, do stupid chicken shop owner not give you cutleryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??
 
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Cadoras said:
Well... After much thought.... I think I have worked out the exact kind of horse she's looking for.... But it's going to be very tricky to get one..... I've heard rumours that APplebear really wants a horse with acting experience.... Possibly classically trained.... The horse needs to be very good on stage and comfortable with it's fellow actors.... *Nods*

The size of the horse, or even the breed, is vastly less important than it's acting experience... No amateur theatre horses here! Only the finest of shakespearean horses will do!

*Smiles happily*

Oh, um.... I think you'll need to get her to send you photos, if you want to know what she looks like in jodhpurs! I can't just tell you... :)

*Huggles for Lovemonster!*

Hmmm...where to find a Shakespearean horse.....:confused: Is the ruff optional? :D *huggles for Caddlebear*

*rushes off to PM for photos* :nana:

Which brings me to another point. Why oh why, Caddlebear, do people put extraneous letters in words?? jodhpurs??? :mad:
 
Cadoras said:
Aha! You have obviously been spending far too much time in the presence of sources of blehness! This can only be remedied by immediate immersion in incredibly non-blehified situations! You must completely remove bleh from your life... And if you are approached by any bleh, you must instantly take action to eliminate it, by any means necessary! It is the only way you can possibly rid yourself of this feeling of bleh!

*Huggles the hopefully less bleh Essa*

BLEH

I'm still feeling bleh, I did as you suggested and tried to eliminate it but I burnt my eyebrows :( Why Caddlebear doesn't fire get rid of blehness?

*Blehhuggles the unblehed Caddlebear*
 
Cadoras said:
*Hops around sleepily*

I hope I don't hit a door.... Though, that's probably too much to hope for.... *Sighs and gwares at the clumsy Caddlebear*


Oh! You've experienced that magical thing? I don't think I'd call it abnormal... It's actually the human version of an earthquake... It's the kind of thing that builds up slowly and a slight shift in the way you're thinking triggers localised seismic activity... The kind of which can very easily cause a shiver, or even, in extreme cases, hit you so hard you're brought to your knees... It's those feelings, those body moving moments that make you really feel your love.... The intensity of your emotions.... *Smiles and huggles you*

So, perfectly normal! Yay! :)


Not cweepy at all Caddle...pretty insightful actually *sticks out tongue at APpy*

I think you hit it right on the ummm...head. And I'm all about feeling my love (err, did I just say that?)

I now wonder why Caddlebears hop around in the morning though! ;)

Good to know I'm normal...take that person who accused me of not being! If you say it, I know 'tis true!

Huggles and squeezies to you...I hope you get that hopping into doors thing figured out! :kiss: :kiss:
 
Cadoras said:
Hmmmmmmmms! Are you sure? Why would someone do such a thing? *Gasps in shock!* I can't imagine someone carrying out such a truly horrendous act!

*Glances around worriedly*

The fiends! Something must be done to put a stop to this! We can't have anything like it happen ever again! *Sighs sadly*

Caddlebear isn't actually a detective... So he's not sure how he can you help you find it.... *Ponders and hands you a card* Give these guys a call! I am positive they'll be able to help you! :)

*Nods and hugs you!*

Best of luck! :)


Hoorays and yays for Caddlebears :kiss:

The GetBackers found it...............look *turns and wiggles bottom*.

You really are the most wonderful bear *huggles you* :) :kiss:

*extra bottom wiggles to make sure tis still attached*
 
Morrigu said:
Well a cheap clone would never do, they'd know it wasn't me........I have expensive tastes you know. :D

I do like the idea of hiring a double, so how much will it cost me? Here's a red wig and a pair of heels............I think you'd be perfect Caddlebear ;)

*huggles and huggles and huggles till your out of puff* :kiss:

You are mistaken *Nods*

Caddlebear will wear a Tiara.

Caddlebear will wear bunny ears.

Caddlebear will wear flowers.

Caddlebear will parade around, while wearing dazzle dust.

But, if you try to get Caddlebear to wear a wig and high heels, he will be forced to call in Charles and Mister Lobster....

*Gwares*

I'm sure someone knows what I mean!
 
asian_princess said:
no answer...i'm not as wise as my Caddlebear.

Just a quiet hug and snuggle.
Just to give you a quiet place to be and collect your thought before your days starts.

Just sitting here quietly with you so you know you're never really alone.

*hugs*

Have a good day, my sunbunbum :rose: :)
Thank you Miss Appy... :kiss:
 
Cadoras said:
Firstly.... *Super huge huggles for you SunBunBum!*

I really have to admit to not having the answers here.... But I can try.... It's possible that the hospital is doing what they feel will be best for her in the long run... Perhaps by making her stay in bed, they think that she can regain strength, so she'll become strong enough to get out, eventually... They might be worried that if she stresses her body too much, things could go wrong... I want to believe that they're doing their best.... *Gives you loads more huggles* Sometimes, time is what is best for a person....

I wish I could be more help, but, I do hope that she will be okay :rose:

*Loads you up with huggles*

My thoughts are with you both...
Thank you for your wisdom on this Caddlebear.. I did notice that after I tossed a minor hissyfit the doctor ordered the physical therapy folks to come visit her and get her walking around. :)
 
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